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7 hours ago, HOTNebraskaGuy said:

It's Luke Bryan! He walks up to Gaga, whips up his guitar, and they both perform a magical collaboration of "Country Girl", with Gaga shaking her ass while lifting up her booty shorts to show all the gays. 

The gays all clap furiously as Gaga and her dancers all then get in parachute formation. Gaga is tossed into the air, to which she then lands on a mechanical bull.

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She holds on as she raps her track CLLG, while her band and dancers toss cucumber and banana bread to the audience via crossbow catapult.

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The bull actually loses control from it's center and Gaga jumps off it, only for it to pop pinata style, drizzling the audience in champagne mist, when suddenly . . .
 

Yes, I also do love partying in moving houses as seen in that one Bacardi tv ad.
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Hi Its Nicole
4 minutes ago, Vodka said:

The gays all clap furiously as Gaga and her dancers all then get in parachute formation. Gaga is tossed into the air, to which she then lands on a mechanical bull.

Eliza-Dushku-mechanical-bull.gif

She holds on as she wraps her track CLLG, while her band and dancers toss cucumber and banana bread to the audience via crossbow catapult.

giphy.gif

The bull actually loses control from it's center and Gaga jumps off it, only for it to pop pinata style, drizzling the audience in champagne mist, when suddenly . . .
 

Spongebob comes back after having a short moment in the Halftime Show! Gaga & Spongebob sing a mashup of Come To Mama & The Best Day Ever while burning a naked manikin of Donald Trump. All the sudden Tony Bennett the rapper comes on stage and........

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1 minute ago, Hi its nick said:

Spongebob comes back after having a short moment in the Halftime Show! Gaga & Spongebob sing a mashup of Come To Mama & The Best Day Ever while burning a naked manikin of Donald Trump. All the sudden Tony Bennett the rapeper comes on stage and........

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Oprah is seen in the audience, having resonated with the Performance. 

Tony then begins to swoon with Gaga, singing Lush Life  while her audience kept snacking

Gaga looks at Oprah and knew what she had to do . . .

Yes, I also do love partying in moving houses as seen in that one Bacardi tv ad.
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6 minutes ago, Vodka said:

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Oprah is seen in the audience, having resonated with the Performance. 

Tony then begins to swoon with Gaga, singing Lush Life  while her audience kept snacking

Gaga looks at Oprah and knew what she had to do . . .

Gaga performs & meledy of Monster, Bad Romance, & Speechless while Oprah awkwardly dances to it. They then have an Hour long emotional interview to bore the GP. But the end of the interview is slowly interrupted by a spaceship ariving. Gaga says "We'll, guess there's always time for another Interlude!" Petga then walks out introducing her sister Mother GOAT. Mother GOAT then comes out & says "This is the manifesto of Joanne. Gaga, working with Redone in the studio, randomly got a thought of Joanne. Just then Joanne possessed Gaga. She stopped working with Redone & worked with Mark Ronson on a brand new country album. She then released it. She lost a couple fans. So Joanne decided to get out of Gaga's body. & the rest is history......" Then the opening of Judas plays &...........

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16 minutes ago, Hi its nick said:

Gaga performs & meledy of Monster, Bad Romance, & Speechless while Oprah awkwardly dances to it. They then have an Hour long emotional interview to bore the GP. But the end of the interview is slowly interrupted by a spaceship ariving. Gaga says "We'll, guess there's always time for another Interlude!" Petga then walks out introducing her sister Mother GOAT. Mother GOAT then comes out & says "This is the manifesto of Joanne. Gaga, working with Redone in the studio, randomly got a thought of Joanne. Just then Joanne possessed Gaga. She stopped working with Redone & worked with Mark Ronson on a brand new country album. She then released it. She lost a couple fans. So Joanne decided to get out of Gaga's body. & the rest is history......" Then the opening of Judas plays &...........

a giant curtain opens and shows the set of the Venus MV and she dances to a mashup of Judas and Venus, dancing to the choreography to both. The lights go out and Florence comes from the ceiling wearing wings that are on fire, Gaga shows up the same and they sing Hey Girl and announce it as the next single with a music video of them scissoring each other and reaches #1 and they sing their entire new collab album for the next hour. Suddenly Florence levitates from the ground and....

Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting.
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On 6/13/2017 at 10:08 PM, donutellha said:

a giant curtain opens and shows the set of the Venus MV and she dances to a mashup of Judas and Venus, dancing to the choreography to both. The lights go out and Florence comes from the ceiling wearing wings that are on fire, Gaga shows up the same and they sing Hey Girl and announce it as the next single with a music video of them scissoring each other and reaches #1 and they sing their entire new collab album for the next hour. Suddenly Florence levitates from the ground and....

God appears singing an acoustic version of Poker Face with Gaga. Florence Leaves. But just after Poker Face, Government Hooker's Intro can be heard........

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9 hours ago, Hi its nick said:

God appears singing an acoustic version of Poker Face with Gaga. Florence Leaves. But just after Poker Face, Government Hooker's Intro can be heard........

A tornado suddenly forms from thin air, swirling leather garments almost as if inviting the audience to wear the material as the track began to play.

"I can be good -- " Gaga sang and pointed to her Robert Dinero in the audience. To which he sang, if "you just wanna be bad". 

Her dancers then huddled up in a circle and lifted Gaga onto a velvet throne. A giant shadow then appeared on stage, it's seen that this mystery man tipped his hat as he walked slowly on stage. . .

Yes, I also do love partying in moving houses as seen in that one Bacardi tv ad.
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6 hours ago, Vodka said:

A tornado suddenly forms from thin air, swirling leather garments almost as if inviting the audience to wear the material as the track began to play.

"I can be good -- " Gaga sang and pointed to her Robert Dinero in the audience. To which he sang, if "you just wanna be bad". 

Her dancers then huddled up in a circle and lifted Gaga onto a velvet throne. A giant shadow then appeared on stage, it's seen that this mystery man tipped his hat as he walked slowly on stage. . .

ITS JOHN WAYNE!!! Gaga sings the song in front of him before she shoots him. After that.......

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