HOTNebraskaGuy 19,547 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Some of y'all like to believe Lady Gaga herself was behind the leaks of today. But that is not the full truth. Whatsoever. Here's the true story. It all began with a typical morning, me and @Panchecco were enjoying every bottom's favorite cereal: Cheerios. Then @Panchecco decided to have a horrible idea, to go outside and socialize. Then I was all like: But the good sis Pan was determined to find some hunties, and dragged me (not the usual gay kind of drag) out of our Los Angeles apartment. Any who, after an hour of walking around with no luck, we finally ran across a guy who was all like "You bottoms wanna hold my laptop while I play with my bitches?" And because we were feeling generous, we of course said "sure" So we sat on a park bench, and waited about 20 minutes before @Panchecco got bored. They INSISTED we go through the man's laptop so we could check in on the GGD scoop. Of course because I love GGD and all of it's mods and Admin for being nice and beautiful and supportive of me and my threads I said "sure lets do that!" And as soon as we opened that laptop, there it was. "ARTPOP Demos, Unreleased, and Stems" It was ****ing beautiful. We sat there and listened for over 2 hours, but we knew the man would come back for his laptop. So we did what any monster would do, and downloaded that **** to our phones. How did some demos/stems leak you may ask? Well that's a story @Panchecco can explain in full on their own time. Let's just say there was a misunderstanding with some file exchanging via text message. No, it had nothing to do with nudes. Ok maybe Anywho after we downloaded and made sure we got all the files, the man came back and took his laptop, and we hitched a ride on some random horse all the way back home to blast that ish 100% max. It was so loud our neighbors @GagaTheExplorer and @ACT2 heard it, so we decided to keep them both hostage and later sign a paper saying they will never release any new lyrics/facts. And yes, we have TEA. And no, you guys DON'T want to hear it. One, five, ten lay a million on me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quasi 10,910 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 I don't understand pineapples, so I don't eat bananas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatislaps 34,837 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 a @PunkTheFunk tea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOTNebraskaGuy 19,547 Posted June 10, 2017 Author Share Posted June 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quasi said: One, five, ten lay a million on me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANVEEROY 61,095 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Stream Kylie-Janet Discographies! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyBabe 22,836 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Thank you for your generosity. ⚯͛ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RonnieGagz 4,300 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 I want TEA bitch. If all of your wigs are cut and your dildos vanished your better know that it was because of your selfishness And we won't get disappointed with the TEA because J&D will aways be her worst AP song ♡Gaga♡TØP♡Nightwish♡Lana♡Lorde♡Grimes♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
badboigiankie 53 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Ummm, yeah. I read the whole thing. This is in the "Funny" section, not sure why... Did I miss something? EDIT: If true, SPILL THE DAMN >TEA< B*TCH! Anchor in me ⚓ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOTNebraskaGuy 19,547 Posted June 10, 2017 Author Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, badboigiankie said: Ummm, yeah. I read the whole thing. This is in the "Funny" section, not sure why... Did I miss something? Welcome to Gaga Daily Newbie. The humor may not be your cup of TEA, but boy will you have a great time here, especially if your into receiving sass as much as you like giving it One, five, ten lay a million on me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
badboigiankie 53 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, HOTNGaga said: Welcome to Gaga Daily Newbie. The humor may not be your cup of TEA, but boy will you have a great time here, especially if your into receiving sass as much as you like giving it Been around for over a year, lost the password of my old account. But thanks anyway, boo boo kitty. And yeah, no joke found... Anchor in me ⚓ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decodekid 28,044 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 is this real Long Live Gretchen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erich Johnson 2,920 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 ok Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainingOnMe 7,280 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Actually they leaked because a psychopath gave them out to a random person on Twitter to try to get their attention/make them beg for it. Then the distributor regretted giving this person the demos that were illegally obtained via fraud and had one of his minions impersonate UMG Legal to threaten the person he gave the demos to saying he was reported and would be jailed and fined for $200k. The receiver panicked because he didn't do anything wrong and almost self-harmed because of how in-shock he was thinking his life would be ruined over someone sending him these demos. Once he found out it was fake, he threatened the distributor saying he would leak them. Thus, "Farhan" was created to leak what the distributor handed out to random Twitter people. Disgusting if you ask me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Aurora 2,741 Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Savior said: Actually they leaked because a psychopath gave them out to a random person on Twitter to try to get their attention/make them beg for it. Then the distributor regretted giving this person the demos that were illegally obtained via fraud and had one of his minions impersonate UMG Legal to threaten the person he gave the demos to saying he was reported and would be jailed and fined for $200k. The receiver panicked because he didn't do anything wrong and almost self-harmed because of how in-shock he was thinking his life would be ruined over someone sending him these demos. Once he found out it was fake, he threatened the distributor saying he would leak them. Thus, "Farhan" was created to leak what the distributor handed out to random Twitter people. Disgusting if you ask me inb4: "but is it still gaga?,that would be not very born this way of her" Lol twinks can't be fat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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