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SpookyKid
1 hour ago, Ruth Hogben said:

Is she releasing new music? Is she even alive still? Why is she trending :sharon:

She has been teasing new music

Life has a hopeful undertone |-/
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StrawberryBlond

It's like people don't realise that you can still be developing your facial structure in your late teens. I mean, if the rest of your body can still be developing at that age, it stands to reason that your face will be too. And Avril doesn't look different facially, she just wore less make-up back in the day. When make-up is applied in a certain way, it can make you look very different. And as for voice, well, not everyone knows this but female voices break as well. They only go down about one octave but it is a noticeable difference. I know I don't sound the same as I did when I was much younger. I mean, listen to a little girl speak, all high-pitched and lipsy, and then hear an adult woman speak husky and sultry. Obviously, all humans won't sound the same their entire life. The voice gets deeper with age and then becomes thinner once you get past a certain age.

It's like, there is such a thing as selling out! Well, I don't think Avril really sold out, her transformation was a mixture of growing up and falling in love. Lots of tomboys become more feminine when they hit their mid 20's and/or get their first serious boyfriend. It's like you start thinking: "I've had my rebellious 'I hate the world' phase and I don't think wearing pink is all that bad now." I have a friend who turned her back on her goth phase just before she turned 18 and this was a girl who previously refused to take back a pair of shoes that didn't fit in the store's original bag because the bag was pink. And falling in love can definitely do it because suddenly, a tomboy becomes aware of the differences between them and a boy now. So, they may feel the urge to dress and act a bit more sexual. Avril just became happy and wanted to make a happy album. Are her fans really against her being happy?

Yeah, I don't think the latter half of Avril's career is the best but being a completely different person is in no way a viable reasoning process for it! I don't think an entire person's family, friends and acquaintances could possibly consent to this and obviously, it's illegal to pose as someone else, never mind a dead person. I mean, all the time she's been touring in all these years, she was illegally using a dead person's passport? She caught lyme disease recently and her doctor didn't notice a discrepancy in her blood type or any other biological factor when she went for tests? There is no way someone could have been posing as another person for all these years and get away with it. Authority figures, like doctors, would have discovered and reported it to the police. I mean, out of all the celebrity conspiracy theories, this is one of the most nonsensical.

20 minutes ago, Chic said:

It's really a testament to how far the quality of an artist's music has fallen in the fans' perspective that they literally convince themselves the artist has died to justify the horrible changes :deadbanana:

That has nothing to do with Avril specifically, I like her music. But her fans seem to really dislike the latter half of her career, and for many of them to claim she died as a way of explaining the drop in quality is an unbelievable insult to her artistic output :deadbanana:

It is rather funny, isn't it? I mean, poor Avril, her fans being so disbelieving of her artistic intentions that they're prepared to entertain the possibility that she's died and been replaced with someone who had the vision her record label wanted! I mean, a lot of Nelly Furtado's fans hated how she changed for her Loose era back in 2006. It was hardly that much of a change and showing her *gasp* stomach was hardly cause for some fans to literally label her a s**t. But at least none of them claimed that the real Nelly had died and been replaced with some video ho! :toofunny: Like I said, it's like some fans have never heard of the concept of selling out to get at least one big hit album or even, you know...experimenting with your sound!

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JohnWayne23

Pretty ironic that this is happening on the 15th anniversary of her releasing her first single. 

 

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Poope MOnster

nope with this song exit

who believe this bullshit is so cruel and dumb

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LetsGetHigh

Also this is seriously offensive to her. The fans are disrespectful spreading this around. 

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Sunny

This theory is old though, don't see why it's popular again

It's stupid either way 

I like dancin', and ponies....
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TeenIdle
2 hours ago, pedrohemg said:

 

 

Wasn't she like 16 back then? I'm so different from when I was 16..and I'm 17 :laughga:

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TeenIdle

2007 Avril is iconic and 2011 Avril is the best, so I don't care even if it's a hologram.

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MonSwiftAnton

Came here running thinking that Avril too is locked in Bey's basement. 

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LadyGagasGodSon

Omg lmao ok this is really dumb sorry but she didn't even change that much. I have kids who I went to high school with and by the time I'm almost done uni, this one girl was like "I remember a John but I don't remember you" when we met again through a mutual friend.  And we sat close to each other for like an entire semester in high school in like 3 different classes or something. Should I start a rumour that I died then and someone replaced me? :emma:

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pedrohemg
30 minutes ago, TeenIdle said:

Wasn't she like 16 back then? I'm so different from when I was 16..and I'm 17 :laughga:

Focus on her voice. The fake Avril can reach higher notes, it's very unlikely to happen.

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Poope MOnster
2 minutes ago, pedrohemg said:

Focus on her voice. The fake Avril can reach higher notes, it's very unlikely to happen.

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if someone told me justdance singer can sing sound of music

i will never buy it

and avril have many friend and family it not that easily to replace someone

This is sick joke and not base on fact at all

her movement and body language it sound the same even handwriting

and ballad music style

 

this is so **** up to thing about many amount of people are so dumb this day

Maybe because some dumb people just can start use internet suddenly

this is so backward like today society 

 

people still believe in hoax that proves many time in past years

that they are fake base on fact

but it still keep happen on loop like a brainless sheep and never admit they are stupid

 

if i be avril idk know how to feel about people that call themself fan but believe this pathetic fake information and go rant to threaten/joke her on instagram 

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