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Is Cristiano Ronaldo a hunty?


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  1. 1. Is Cristiano Ronaldo a hunty?

    • Yes, definitely a hunty.
      132
    • No, that's ridiculous.
      37
    • Part-time hunty, perhaps.
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ReidOne

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He is arguably the hottest and most famous sports star in the world, but is he a hunty? This question has been around for years, but the circumstantial evidence keeps mounting. He's notorious for having a long, long list of gorgeous female girlfriends over the years, but as time goes on it looks more and more likely that these are just beards. 

So it must be asked... Is Ronaldo a hunty? 

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Exhibit A: 
It all began in 2009 when this footage of Ronaldo mesmerized by his teammate's package appeared online: 

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Thirsty gheys were gagging over this. 

 

Exhibit B: 

In 2010, Ronaldo was spotted hitting up gay bars in NYC with gay NSYNC star, Lance Bass.

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Exhibit C: 

In 2011, Ronaldo shocked the world when he became a father via a mystery surrogate. 

 

Exhibit D:

In June 2015, Ronaldo was yachting with a friend when the paparazzi caught him sharing and embrace and appearing to grab the genitals of his friend. Both men appeared to have erections under their swim trunks. 

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Exhibit E:

In 2015 it was widely alleged that Ronaldo was in a relationship with Moroccan kickboxing champion Badr Hari. They shared tons of bromantic photos online. One on-air television personality even said, "Ronaldo takes three or four jets a week to see a friend in Morocco to cuddle.” 

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Shortly after this, football fans began shouting gay slurs at Ronaldo from the stands, including "Go to Morocco!"

 

Exhibit F:

In November 2016, Ronaldo got in an on-field fight with another player who allegedly called him a"f*ggot" to which Ronaldo allegedly replied, "A ******* with a lot of money, you bastard."

 

Exhibit G:

2 months ago, it was revealed Ronaldo will be fathering twins... once again via surrogate: 
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/cristiano-ronaldo-georgina-rodriguez-twins-surrogate-baby-what-girlfriend-thinks-a7627916.html

 

Exhibit H: 

And finally... the smoking gun. He achieved the dream of every hunty around the world. He collabed with RedOne. 

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[EMERGENCY EDIT]

OMG HOW COULD I FORGET THIS RHI-CEIPT!!!! 

In 2013 after Ronaldo shared a photo of himself with Rihanna, the media asked her if they were dating. Not only did she deny it, but for no reason whatsoever she added, “I have a lot of gay friends and support sexual diversity.

http://popcrush.com/rihanna-cristiano-ronaldo/

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[EDIT: Mods, I debated heavily which section this thread should go in... Wasn't sure if "Sports" count as "Entertainment" but I think it does? And since this is more of a celeb post than a sports post, I figured this was the best spot, but feel free to move if I'm mistaken.]

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Johnny Wayne

No, leave my country alone :awkney:

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Cuz Portugal IS Ronaldo, according to most foreigners :poot:

 

I'm the b*tch with the sauce, apparently
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Johnny Wayne
Just now, MaryJaneHolland said:

He is not that much good-looking imo :duck:

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I'm the b*tch with the sauce, apparently
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junolxf

Yep, gay af. Just like Shawn. 

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ARTSEX

Many of the things above are rumors. There was also a rumor he dated Nikoleta Lozanova.

He's not a hunty.

Dance. Sex. Art. Pop.
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Ricardo
8 minutes ago, MaryJaneHolland said:

He is not that much good-looking imo :duck:

I know, I don't get the obsession with him

to me Ronaldo might not be entirely gay but I get this feeling with him that he's one of the guys who you could get drunk and end up ****ing with at the end of the night, of course the next morning he won't "remember anything" :giggle:

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Modern Ecstacy

Me before reading this thread: These threads are so ridiculous. Not everyone is a hunty.....smh

Me after reading the evidence: OMG! CRISTIANO RONALDO IS TOTALLY A HUNTY!!!!

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AlexanderMagno

He's not very good looking :sweat:

 

And yes, he's a hunty. It's a known fact everybody tries to hide.

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The Child
19 minutes ago, MaryJaneHolland said:

He is not that much good-looking imo 

 

15 minutes ago, Leonardo Fox said:

He looks like a Ken Doll

 

8 minutes ago, Ricardo said:

I know, I don't get the obsession with him

 

3 minutes ago, AlexanderMagno said:

He's not very good looking :sweat:

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