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skaxboy

Does anyone know the exact numbers she is talking about? Theoretically she could have sold 100 copies last week and now this week sold 181 for this to be true. If you're up 81% it's really only impressive if you initially have a big number. Anything to not talk about the most relevant thing going on with here at the moment. But slay Nicki on your success. 

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If you celebrate the sales that went up 79% and 81% from 100 copies the previous week, that's very optimistic of her and I'm happy for her I guess.

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Sepsami
1 hour ago, skaxboy said:

Does anyone know the exact numbers she is talking about? Theoretically she could have sold 100 copies last week and now this week sold 181 for this to be true. If you're up 81% it's really only impressive if you initially have a big number. Anything to not talk about the most relevant thing going on with here at the moment. But slay Nicki on your success. 

Lol its probably just a couple thousand, Gaga's went up like 1000%+ and didn't have a ridiculously high number either (I can't recall how much) but it was solid though. 81% Isn't that impressive

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SychosSoChic

I would hope that if they existed, God and Jesus would have better priorities :emma: 

Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us.
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GagaMyBlood95
1 hour ago, skaxboy said:

Does anyone know the exact numbers she is talking about? Theoretically she could have sold 100 copies last week and now this week sold 181 for this to be true. If you're up 81% it's really only impressive if you initially have a big number. Anything to not talk about the most relevant thing going on with here at the moment. But slay Nicki on your success. 

Came here to say this literally :applause:

It's simple math, I could also release a single, sell 10 copies and then the next week sell 20 copies and say OMG MY SALES WENT UP 100%!!! 

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imnotyourbabe10

In our relatively modern world of science and knowledge (at our fingertips, no less), it still amazes me how people attribute their successes to a religious figure.  Like, really?  Faith and science can go hand in hand, no doubt---I think they need one another to function.  And some people need an outlet to believe in or else life is kinda pointless.

But, girl, Jesus had nothing to do with it.   Look at other variables such as capitalism, your consumers, technology and so forth.  

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djBuffoon

Nice that she thanked her fans, as she should. But the rest of the post, including thanking Jesus and the whole "up 81%" (from what?) comes off as desperate and cringey. 

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The Fame Joanne
7 hours ago, Melt Away said:

well, her sales and jesus do share something in common. 

A bunch of people talk about them and use them as receipts but there has never been any evidence they/he exist(s)  

There is evidence that Jesus existed :laughga: Most historians think he did

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