Megarate: Jennifer Lopez | A.K.A (RESULTS CEREMONY)

[Johnny Wayne 5,497]

1 minute ago, IndieKylie said:

09. Expertease (Ready Set Go)

Score: 7.56

Comments

@jujubae | Sonically, I enjoy this song; the chord progressions are enticing, and J.Lo is serving a chorus! "Let me show my expertise, I'm an expert tease" is brilliant and probably deserves the crown for album's best lyric.

IndieKylie | This song does not exactly feel like a JLO song, but it is so sexy, fun, and effortless, so who cares? It took me a few listens through the album to really appreciate this song, but now I find myself addicted to its hook and clever lyrics. I think this is a song that should have definitely been made a single, it would have made the perfect ‘song of the summer’. 

@KING ELIZABITCH | A Sia penned sexy mid-tempo track. It's much better than many album tracks and could really work as a single even though its production is more traditional than the other tracks. 

Highest Score: 10 @KING ELIZABITCH, IndieKylie

Lowest Score: 4 @Dimitris Theodorakis

If we needed any more confirmation that the people who participated in this rate have hearing disfunctions, here it is 

[Gia Gunn 7,265]

I'm back but I don't know if I'll be able to deal with this for much longer

I still need to process some injustices

 

[juju 18,907]

Just now, Gia Gunn said:

I'm back but I don't know if I'll be able to deal with this for much longer

I still need to process some injustices

 

 Worry No More is still here, bless

And First Love  

[Saint Hollywood 37,364]

I'm scared for the rest of the rate

[Gia Gunn 7,265]

Just now, jujubae said:

 Worry No More is still here, bless

And First Love  

I don't really like First Love

[YeehawKylie 7,817]

08. I Luh Ya Papi (feat. French Montana)

Score: 7.86

Comments

@Dimitris Theodorakis | I love it, smh.

@jujubae | This song really bridges modern J.Lo to classic J.Lo; it has the swagger from the past coated with the current-day glossy sheen that characterizes a lot of pop. It's a fun song to ride to. 

IndieKylie | I know this is a divisive track, but I really like it even if the title is a tad ridiculous. The opening beats are so good. The chorus, choreography, and video are amazing too. I am not sure if this would be my choice as a lead single, but I definitely think it deserved to chart better regardless. The only thing keeping this from being a 10 is the French Montana feature. It’s awful and I wish she kept the song solo.

@KING ELIZABITCH | It's a fun track that feels kinda out of place next to the ballads or the more rnb tracks but it's enjoyable. Love the bouncy beats but that's all about it. 

@KingOfTheClouds | This song is kinda dumb, but is a total bop.

@Gia Gunn | The song is the definition of cringeworthy, I'm giving it a 4 because even if I get past the lyrics, the production is still not great in my opinion

Highest Score: 10 @Creyk

Lowest Score: 4 @Gia Gunn

[Johnny Wayne 5,497]

Just now, IndieKylie said:

08. I Luh Ya Papi (feat. French Montana)

Score: 7.86

Comments

@Dimitris Theodorakis | I love it, smh.

@jujubae | This song really bridges modern J.Lo to classic J.Lo; it has the swagger from the past coated with the current-day glossy sheen that characterizes a lot of pop. It's a fun song to ride to. 

IndieKylie | I know this is a divisive track, but I really like it even if the title is a tad ridiculous. The opening beats are so good. The chorus, choreography, and video are amazing too. I am not sure if this would be my choice as a lead single, but I definitely think it deserved to chart better regardless. The only thing keeping this from being a 10 is the French Montana feature. It’s awful and I wish she kept the song solo.

@KING ELIZABITCH | It's a fun track that feels kinda out of place next to the ballads or the more rnb tracks but it's enjoyable. Love the bouncy beats but that's all about it. 

@KingOfTheClouds | This song is kinda dumb, but is a total bop.

@Gia Gunn | The song is the definition of cringeworthy, I'm giving it a 4 because even if I get past the lyrics, the production is still not great in my opinion

Highest Score: 10 @Creyk

Lowest Score: 4 @Gia Gunn

finally a placement I agree with 

[Gia Gunn 7,265]

Not me being the lowest score, this one deserved a 1 at least, but I'm not so ruthless

[Saint Hollywood 37,364]

Just now, IndieKylie said:

08. I Luh Ya Papi (feat. French Montana)

Score: 7.86

about time

[Hades 27,980]

Seems like Creyk lost a 10. Fair enough.

[Gia Gunn 7,265]

And not creyk giving this a 10 lmao

[Johnny Wayne 5,497]

Also, not understanding the love for Worry No Mo (bounce), it's a snoozefest and this is coming from someone who doesn't even think Lana's Honeymoon was a snoozefest 

[juju 18,907]

Just now, Johny Wayne said:

Also, not understanding the love for Worry No Mo (bounce), it's a snoozefest and this is coming from someone who doesn't even think Lana's Honeymoon was a snoozefest 

[YeehawKylie 7,817]

We are approaching the most shocking placement (in my opinion) at #6! Get your oxygen tanks girls! 

Which song will leave us at #7?

[juju 18,907]

Just now, IndieKylie said:

We are approaching the most shocking placement (in my opinion) at #6! Get your oxygen tanks girls! 

Which song will leave us at #7?

I am NOT ready..