ARTPOP Megarate - RESULTS NOW!

[Saint Hollywood 37,364]

it's okay i guess 

[lordgagx 5,466]

BYEEEEE SATAN

[BuzzcutSeason 3,307]

Are you guys def? ARTPOP is literally dumb. Like i'm genuinely not in the mood to rant on about it like it has NO RIGHT. 

 

The only lyrics that are good are "A Hybrid can withstand these things/my heart can beat with bricks and strings" because its clever but we all know the whole song actually doesn't make any SENSE AT ALL. She also sounds like a robot for half of it. UGH MY HATRED.

[Bellatrix 34,811]

What the hell is this? 

[ARTPOPheartstop 514]

1 minute ago, jujubae said:

The title track has lasted longer than it had any right too.  

 Ignore her she drinks.gif

[Regina George 59,387]

Just now, Antonio said:

 

Highest Score: @Anastasia @Gagz @Fernster7 @Heterophobia @Dutch (11)

Lowest Score: @Tumblr (1)

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Antonio’s Remark:

THIS SONG! It’s so good, and unpopular opinion alert – The studio version is MILES better from the iTunes festival, I find the second one too repetitive and boring. I really didn’t expect it to end up in the top 5, especially above contenders for #1 Mary Jane Holland and Gypsy, I guess some people will be upset about it but I’m quite happy honestly.

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Top 5 Comments:

“Gaga has 1 of the best sex kitten/seductress voices; works so well in a lot of her songs especially this one. The lyrics and vocals set the mood in this sex banger, but the production is the real star of the song. It's retro yet futuristic, funky and electronic, and the synths are EVERYTHING. It's a song that makes you want do to body rolls and a strip routine. I think this could have done well as a single during the era, but more so in the 80's. Also the 2nd verse and the giddy delivery of "I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I've had a couple drinks and...Oh my God!" are highlights.”

-           @lilmonster93

“A slinky, sexy song, Sexxx Dreams offers a funky bass-line and purring vocals. It stood out among the other tracks, mixing a bit of Janet's signature smooth production with 90's Kylie - yet, still, undeniably Gaga. The chorus takes the song to a whole other level, with Gaga committing to a narrative with more precision than ever before. It's a meticulous bop, and never seems to get old.”

-        @Jujubae

“It's in my top 3 favorite Gaga songs ever. This song is everything. It's naughty, it's bad, it's dirty, it's pure sexxx. The instrumental is amazing. I'm still not over the perfection of this song. The Sexxx Dreams choreography is probably the best one of the ARTPOP era. It deserved a video to be honest. I'm not sure if it would do well as a single tho.”

-           @Dutch

“Just he instrumental of Sexxx Dreams is a piece of fine art and the ambiguous lyrics, quirky vocals and sound effects make this record the disco gem Gaga should inspire her 6th record on. The bridge!! The instrumental bridge!! I am a bit sad she didn't keep the original lyrics but it's better now that she and Taylor are not together. There wont be a day I don't groove to this.”

-           @Entropy

“The most “fun” song per say in the album, this song is just a complete blast. Lyrically it is just a lot of fun, same musically. Nothing really deep, nothing really truly heart gripping, nothing extraordinary just fun. Again, the bridge of this song is a lot of fun just as the hook etc I could go on. Definitely not the most profound song on the album wether it be musically or lyrically it is undoubtedly one of the most fun”

-           @Robagaga

 

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OMG AND FLOPUS IS STILL THERE! Messsssssss

[littlepotter 75,154]

Just now, Fernster7 said:

No aparent reason? They are the best songs on the album wyd. Venus is the only song who does not belong here, those tragic lyrics and that awful bridge... I just don't get it

Agreeing once again (except venus stfu biotch)

[PeterPan 0]

14 minutes ago, Antonio said:

 

Highest Score: @ArtPLAUSE @petedagrk (11)

Lowest Score: @frankgutz (1)

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Antonio’s Remark:

So many people are gonna fume about this being above MJH and Gypsy, hence the two combined got 1/5 of all 11’s. I think G.U.Y. fully deserves it’s spot, it’s a total bop, the Greek influence makes it belong on ARTPOP and it’s one of Gaga’s best music videos to date, y’all will DEAL.

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Top 5 Comments:

“Easily the best song of the album. The heavy electronic production is perfect and meticulous (how amazingly fitting is the clapping sound throughout the song?); lyrics are great, even though the chorus could’ve been more daring. However, what makes G.U.Y. stand out are the spoken parts: both the sensual intro, the screamed outro, and most importantly the outstanding bridge interlude – something I really can’t picture in any song but a Gaga one.”

-           @ArtPLAUSE

“This song is the reason why I became a Zedd stan, the production is out of this world and it goes well with Gaga's vocals and the robotic voice as well. Needless to say that the music video is on the level of Bad Romance. Fun fact: in the beginning the robotic voice says "Lay back, and feast as this audio guides you through new and exciting positions" and in the music video at 2:20 right when the bridge starts, Gaga does all the known sex positions.”

-          @FlopSlurper

“An electroclash record that served as Gaga's first official flop, it's no wonder the public wasn't so taken with this one; as much as I enjoy this song and never feel the need to skip it, the instrumental is just so abrasive! Zedd could've toned it down a bit and let Gaga's vocals do more of the work, because the two seem to be at odds with one another several times through-out this song. It's still a banger, and amazing live, but it isn't the best song on this record.”

-          @jujubae

“Another massive dance song on ARTPOP however it fails to be a standout in my opinion. First of all Lyrically it is very clever transforming being the submissive one in a relationship from being oppressed to being empowered. This lyrics are extremely clever and a lot of fun in my opinion. Melodically it is also very good with the hook being amazingly danceable, what causes the downfall of this song and causes it no to be a real highlight from the album is in my opinion its production. Whilst in previous gaga songs it is undeniable the production of the song is a bit cluttered this takes it to whole new levels. Every second of the song is an assault to the senses with every single sound imaginable being thrown to the listener. I find it terribly distracting, Zedd really pushed the envelope with this one and it falls flat. In conclusion I find it to be a bit of a missed opportunity, a very catchy chorus, interesting lyrics however it shoots itself in the foot with the production and it doesn’t surprise me that it didn’t have much success on the charts. What stops me from giving it a lower rating is simply the fact that I have a real soft spot for the hook which I can spend humming for days on end.”

-           @Robagaga

“I'll start with the music video, which is one of her most underrated pieces of work. Its references of Greek Mythology is brilliant. I've always loved the imagery, visuals, and aesthetics of Greek Mythology. Moving on to the song itself, dazzling beats of electronica as Gaga sings about getting in control. The meaning of the song is genius. When first listening to the album, "G.U.Y." was my favorite.”

-           @KinneyUnderYou

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Joanne | John Wayne / Joanne

 

 

 

my 11 is gone.  

[Sepsami 19,258]

1 minute ago, Fernster7 said:

No aparent reason? They are the best songs on the album wyd. Venus is the only song who does not belong here, those tragic lyrics and that awful bridge... I just don't get it

Excuse me, Venus' chorus is among the best in her discography WYD shame on you  

[DeanWinchester 41,390]

1 minute ago, Antonio said:

THIS SONG! It’s so good

[Fernster7 7,923]

OMG I JUST CAN'T ANYMORE

[Gia Gunn 7,265]

FINALLY! It didn't even deserve top 10.

[ImpossiblePrincess 3,881]

Just now, Antonio said:

 

Highest Score: @Anastasia @Gagz @Fernster7 @Heterophobia @Dutch (11)

Lowest Score: @Tumblr (1)

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Antonio’s Remark:

THIS SONG! It’s so good, and unpopular opinion alert – The studio version is MILES better from the iTunes festival, I find the second one too repetitive and boring. I really didn’t expect it to end up in the top 5, especially above contenders for #1 Mary Jane Holland and Gypsy, I guess some people will be upset about it but I’m quite happy honestly.

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Top 5 Comments:

“Gaga has 1 of the best sex kitten/seductress voices; works so well in a lot of her songs especially this one. The lyrics and vocals set the mood in this sex banger, but the production is the real star of the song. It's retro yet futuristic, funky and electronic, and the synths are EVERYTHING. It's a song that makes you want do to body rolls and a strip routine. I think this could have done well as a single during the era, but more so in the 80's. Also the 2nd verse and the giddy delivery of "I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I've had a couple drinks and...Oh my God!" are highlights.”

-           @lilmonster93

“A slinky, sexy song, Sexxx Dreams offers a funky bass-line and purring vocals. It stood out among the other tracks, mixing a bit of Janet's signature smooth production with 90's Kylie - yet, still, undeniably Gaga. The chorus takes the song to a whole other level, with Gaga committing to a narrative with more precision than ever before. It's a meticulous bop, and never seems to get old.”

-        @Jujubae

“It's in my top 3 favorite Gaga songs ever. This song is everything. It's naughty, it's bad, it's dirty, it's pure sexxx. The instrumental is amazing. I'm still not over the perfection of this song. The Sexxx Dreams choreography is probably the best one of the ARTPOP era. It deserved a video to be honest. I'm not sure if it would do well as a single tho.”

-           @Dutch

“Just he instrumental of Sexxx Dreams is a piece of fine art and the ambiguous lyrics, quirky vocals and sound effects make this record the disco gem Gaga should inspire her 6th record on. The bridge!! The instrumental bridge!! I am a bit sad she didn't keep the original lyrics but it's better now that she and Taylor are not together. There wont be a day I don't groove to this.”

-           @Entropy

“The most “fun” song per say in the album, this song is just a complete blast. Lyrically it is just a lot of fun, same musically. Nothing really deep, nothing really truly heart gripping, nothing extraordinary just fun. Again, the bridge of this song is a lot of fun just as the hook etc I could go on. Definitely not the most profound song on the album wether it be musically or lyrically it is undoubtedly one of the most fun”

-           @Robagaga

 

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The Fame Monster | Monster
Born This Way | Judas
Joanne | Angel Down

 

FINALLY NOW ARTPOP PLZZZZZZZZZZ

[Sizzily 14,543]

ok but Applause  has to go.

[DeanWinchester 41,390]

Just now, petedagrk said:

my 11 is gone.