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Shade: How do you like it?


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2 hours ago, SychosSoChic said:

My personal brand of shade is that shade where you're sitting at the dinner table with your friends, and your str8 friend says something lowkey homophobic and everyone laughs at it, so you bring up that time he hit your other girlfriend in bed when they were Dancing in Circles all casual like and just sip your wine as everyone in the room suddenly gets all politically correct.

Or when you casually bring up something only you and the person you're shading know about, and you see them give you those evil eyes as you stare back cackling.

I am literally Malorie Archer from Archer. Literally. I just don't drink as much (coz I can't afford it).

So in short youre a sneaky bitch. No offense tho. But i cant stand stuff like this. If its a secret why would u do this ?

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Just now, Deki said:

So in short youre a sneaky bitch. No offense tho. But i cant stand stuff like this. If its a secret why would u do this ?

Lol "you're a sneaky bitch. No offense tho. " HAH tell us how you really feel :ladyhaha:

Firstly, even if I did it in this context, don't assume that the person I shade is my friend, because if they're my friend and they trust me why would I shade them in the first place? As you should be able to tell in my post I only shade people who have wronged me or my friends.

Secondly, I'm not exposing anyone's deep dark secrets. No one knows what I'm saying or gets what I'm saying except the person I'm shading, and sometimes it's even playful. I'm not an idiot. If I know people will catch on to what I say I won't say it. If I know it's a big dark secret that would cause distress, I won't say it.

I've never ruined a life or a relationship or a friendship, I've never made someone cry, I've never caused a fight, I've only ever shaded in self-defense, but clearly this has happened to you before or you wouldn't try and come for me :ladyhaha:

 

 

Life ain't Hollywood for any one of us.
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3 hours ago, lilmonster93 said:

What level of shade do you like the most?

Light/Subtle:

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Medium-Rare:

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Extreme and Blunt:

 

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Feel free to post examples of your favorite level/type of shade.

I went too far in areas that should not really be of concern to me but my crew is practically all Brothers so I got the bar set at a higher level for my queen then that..:)

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