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Gaga is SHORT - I'm traumatized


Noah X

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Guys...I recently went to Madame Tussade and they had a sculpture of Gaga and she was like 5'1 ...much shorter than me...

My mind is f*cked and I can't stop thinking about it. She was always portrayed as being super tall...Now I know she's smaller than me?? It's just the camera angles...

I'm 5'4..and it feels REALLY weird perceiving this.. :duck:

look at these pictures..they'll f*ck your brain up...I don't know what to feel right now.

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^the one on the right really puts you in perspective..

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Didn't you know she was so short? Gurl, where have u been? #FlopFan

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GloZell Green

I'm a foot taller than her if I ever meet her I'd have to kneel down :rip: 

Lady Gaga | Shakira
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It's amazing how heels and camera angles can create the (perfect) illusion of someone's height.

She's still an inch or two taller than me lmao :flop:

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wahkeenasitka
Just now, Aashu said:

Haha it's a well known fact, but I feel shocked everytime :spin:

clearly the primary reason she spent so much time wearing massive 9 inch stacked stiletto stripper shoes for years was to compensate for her tiny height. 

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lol I've always loved how short she is. So much creativity and passion in such a little body, it's adorable. :excited2:

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just another gay
17 minutes ago, Aashu said:

She was not about to let the long leggy models make her look small @ this Mugler show.
Hello 10" heels.

Same goes to why she needs to change shoes between AYO/JW in VSFS :laughga:

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hELXIG

Lol omg isn't this common knowledge?!

Y'all FAKE stans! (kidding obviously) I literally have a folder on my computer called "5 foot 1" of pics where you can see she's small :laughga:  It's one thing I love about her.

Here are some others:

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I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin.
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hELXIG
7 minutes ago, Andy McQueen said:

I wonder how she could have sex with Taylor like this, I mean, that she survived it :omg:

 

Psst... Taylor Kinney isn't super tall himself...

5 foot 9 / 1.8m, making him approximately 7 inches taller than her. So she's about up to his chin without shoes.

I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin.
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