Hyperballad 4,309 Posted November 1, 2016 Author Share Posted November 1, 2016 Just now, takemetovenus said: before middle school crushed my spirit (lmao) I went to a really artsy fartsy elementary school and I signed up for the talent show and since my parents were cool with the music teacher who was putting the show together she let me sing poker face in a gym full of kids and parents who knew I was a flamer before I did Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhettoFabulous 18,501 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Just now, Texas Joanne said: F**k really? Sis it was so cridgy I knew all the moves everything did the movements the way they did in the video. The teacher and the class were all like Then I saved myself by singing You and I everyone was soooo shoook!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperballad 4,309 Posted November 1, 2016 Author Share Posted November 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, PMKKARDASHiAN said: At TMB she was sitting at the piano talking about her new song and how it meant so much to her, and she asked us if we knew what song it was. I SCREAMED 'Future Looooooooove' and she said 'that's right, speechless' I felt betrayed by the YT videos of her singing future love at TMB OT: Your Cute Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMKKARDASHiAN 8,570 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Just now, Texas Joanne said: OT: Your Cute Thank you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperballad 4,309 Posted November 1, 2016 Author Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 minute ago, PMKKARDASHiAN said: Thank you Np Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zerojk 4,954 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Dancing Bad romance choreo while being drunk, i was recorded and uploaded to facebook, and i felt really embarrased watching the video Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockets 1,807 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 I was about to have sex with a random Grindr guy (don't judge me ok ) And he asked if we could put on some music and I said yeah sure help yourself, pointing at my laptop. Things start to get quite heated and then fking Highway Unicorn starts playing. It wasn't really embarassing tho, we laughed it off and kept going. The only girl I've ever loved was born with roses in her eyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEXODUS 5,927 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 minute ago, RocketNumber8 said: I was about to have sex with a random Grindr guy (don't judge me ok ) And he asked if we could put on some music and I said yeah sure help yourself, pointing at my laptop. Things start to get quite heated and then fking Highway Unicorn starts playing. It wasn't really embarassing tho, we laughed it off and kept going. Wrong unicorn I guess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockets 1,807 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, SEXODUS said: Wrong unicorn I guess "ride ride pony ride ride" mess The only girl I've ever loved was born with roses in her eyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
amenART 429 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 hahahah all of these are priceless Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlepotter 75,130 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 When ARTPOP came out I was young and very new to the world of pop music, and I thought it was the release of the century and everybody was as excited for it as I was. I started trying to have conversations with kids in my class about the meaning behind Donatella and whether MANiCURE should be a single, and after realizing that all I was getting was confused looks and restraining orders, I decided I'd be a hero and make home made CDs of the album for everyone to pass around and hear. Even though they repeatedly told me they were not interested, I kept making more CDs and chasing more kids to give them ARTPOP to listen to (along with a commentary of every song by me) like a ****ing Jenovah's witness. It wasn't until a girl yelled at me in the middle of the halls that SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THE ****ING ALBUM that I realized I should probably give it up and tey again with the next album chaeri pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEXODUS 5,927 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 minute ago, littlepotter said: When ARTPOP came out I was young and very new to the world of pop music, and I thought it was the release of the century and everybody was as excited for it as I was. I started trying to have conversations with kids in my class about the meaning behind Donatella and whether MANiCURE should be a single, and after realizing that all I was getting was confused looks and restraining orders, I decided I'd be a hero and make home made CDs of the album for everyone to pass around and hear. Even though they repeatedly told me they were not interested, I kept making more CDs and chasing more kids to give them ARTPOP to listen to (along with a commentary of every song by me) like a ****ing Jenovah's witness. It wasn't until a girl yelled at me in the middle of the halls that SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THE ****ING ALBUM that I realized I should probably give it up and tey again with the next album How's the Joanne promo going? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhettoFabulous 18,501 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, littlepotter said: When ARTPOP came out I was young and very new to the world of pop music, and I thought it was the release of the century and everybody was as excited for it as I was. I started trying to have conversations with kids in my class about the meaning behind Donatella and whether MANiCURE should be a single, and after realizing that all I was getting was confused looks and restraining orders, I decided I'd be a hero and make home made CDs of the album for everyone to pass around and hear. Even though they repeatedly told me they were not interested, I kept making more CDs and chasing more kids to give them ARTPOP to listen to (along with a commentary of every song by me) like a ****ing Jenovah's witness. It wasn't until a girl yelled at me in the middle of the halls that SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THE ****ING ALBUM that I realized I should probably give it up and tey again with the next album Don't worry sis I preformed that album from track 1-15 everyday in class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockets 1,807 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, littlepotter said: When ARTPOP came out I was young and very new to the world of pop music, and I thought it was the release of the century and everybody was as excited for it as I was. I started trying to have conversations with kids in my class about the meaning behind Donatella and whether MANiCURE should be a single, and after realizing that all I was getting was confused looks and restraining orders, I decided I'd be a hero and make home made CDs of the album for everyone to pass around and hear. Even though they repeatedly told me they were not interested, I kept making more CDs and chasing more kids to give them ARTPOP to listen to (along with a commentary of every song by me) like a ****ing Jenovah's witness. It wasn't until a girl yelled at me in the middle of the halls that SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THE ****ING ALBUM that I realized I should probably give it up and tey again with the next album LMAO you may feel embarassed thinking about it now but I swear this is one of the cutest things I've ever read in here ahah I love it The only girl I've ever loved was born with roses in her eyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyhaus 7,697 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 People finding out I like Gags Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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