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If 'The Fame Monster' Singles Were In High School


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Heavy Metal Lover: The dirtiest, filthiest and sexiest of them all. She and best friend Government Hooker get often in trouble with the principal. Also, lots of dancing in circles.

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Born This Way but one can't control inspiration. :reductive:

 

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51 minutes ago, Gaga of Time said:

Teeth: She's the fat hated girl, with bad, falling teeth and thin hair.

Yet she has a better personality, style and is more intelligent than most of the "trying to be the center of attention with my cute colourful pseudojapanese clothes and fake gay friends" ARTPOP songs

 

Aura: She's the dark girl of her group. She tends to be underrated and people don't take her importance into account but still call her when there's an essay about Hollywood, murder or Arabian culture

Venus: She lacks a good flow but has some iconic moments and dated the hottest guy at school for one day Then, she broke up with him and the sexy girl took her place. Doesn't get good grades but she's good at mythological literature.

G.U.Y: Acts like a gay guy, tries so hard she seems cheesy. Twinks and hunks love her but she's hated in the intellectual gay community. Was once beaten up in a gay parade for appropiating gay culture.

Sex Dreams: She's the mysterious girl every boy at school wants to ****. She barely talks, but when she does, she speaks in whispers, sensually. Wears broken fishnets to P.E.

Jewels N'Drugs: White girl who calls herself a "*****". Nobody loves her. Some black ugly thugs wanna **** her because they are sexists and think they can use white girls as their slaves

MANiCURE: Teenager in the middle of her adolescence, trying to change from Hannah Montana to Blink 182. Has all three HSM movies and doesn't watch nothing but them, but pretends to like independent films in front of others

Do What U Want: Gets good grades, it's extremely beautiful, smart and original but lacks emotional intelligence, what makes her problematic and vulnerable

ARTPOP: Art class nerd.  Contradicts herself too much. Was kicked out of a hipster group and became more mainstream.

Swine: Too loud and bad mouthed but she knows how to turn a party on! Queen of overreacting and impulsive behaviour

Donatella: She's the best friend of G.U.Y. They are like twin sisters, except Donatella is even cringer. She dated a closeted twink once.

Fashion!: Despite having a bad family, she stands out from her pathetic parents and manages to save them from misery by giving them money after studying hard to be an animal clothes designer. (shoutout to will.i.am and Guetta)

Mary Jane Holland: likes getting high and drinking whiskey. That's all she does. Her presence is huge and tends to lead people into drama and drug use

Dope: She knows every The Smiths song by heart. Wanted to enter the exclusive Joanne crew but they didn't let her in.

Gypsy: Recovers from break ups quickly. Loves travelling, nostalgia and Bruce Springsteen. She's always on the moon but will always know how to make you smile with her fools and overall essence

Applause: She's the girl who knows every j-pop group which has ever existed. Got into the theatre group and has been the main star of two plays: The Sound Of Music and The Rise and Fall Of Ziggy Stardust. Will play Magenta at Winter's Rocky Horror Show Musical School Play. 

 

 

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28 minutes ago, Texas Joanne said:

 

Dance In The Dark: Flawless. Everybody loves her. The School was egged because she lost prom queen. She's kind and loving. 

 

The accuracy, you had to remind us

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41 minutes ago, Texas Joanne said:

United High School, Laredo TX, USA, 78045 :gaycat:

it's out in the middle of desert nowhere wtf

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6 minutes ago, Drew Jeremy said:

it's out in the middle of desert nowhere wtf

I know its a new school. Most of the neighborhood nearby is blank. 

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