Supersonic 49,376 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 laut.de aka the pretentious German twin sister of Pitchfork just reviewed Joanne and just like ARTPOP, it got a surprisingly positive review! A summary: - Compared John Wayne's production to Madonna's Music album - Perfect Illusion is the worst track, chorus is lyrically "thin" and seems screamed - Diamond Heart is good - Joanne (song) has a great, graceful chorus - Million Reasons is great too - Angel Down is the highlight of the album, best vocal performance on the album - Dancin' in Circles is Alejandro 2.0 - Hey Girl is great too, Elton John influences are noticed (particularly Bernie & The Jetts) Overall: The album does not contain a new "Bad Romance", but it's Gaga's most coherant, personal and authentic album. 4/5 (unfortunately the score does not count towards metacritic, as they mostly track English publications). For comparison, the following albums got those scores from laut.de Lemonade: 4/5 Anti: 3/5 This Is Acting: 3/5 Dangerous Woman: 2/5 Glory: 2/5 This Is What The Truth Feels Like: 2/5 Thank You: 2/5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 one of the few German reviews that actually assesss her music than just compare Joanne's outfits to her prior appearances Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic 49,376 Posted October 21, 2016 Author Share Posted October 21, 2016 Just now, tizian said: one of the few German reviews that actually assesss her music than just compare Joanne's outfits to her prior appearances They did the same with ARTPOP and gave it a 4/5 as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle 14,068 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Queen of getting good reviews by pretentious, hipster music websites Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipper 13,077 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 So is Joanne number one in Germany? Last time I checked it was #3. German monsters, you made Gaga speak in German, you better break your wallets and your parent's wallets for her!!! 🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanWinchester 41,390 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Supersonic said: Bernie & The Jetts THAT'S the song I was looking for as an inspiration for the track Flyin' like a 1000 Doves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
malazam 15,710 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 The good scores don't count another shot before we kiss the other side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret 2,320 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 Every single review in Italy is so good too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic 49,376 Posted October 21, 2016 Author Share Posted October 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Shipper said: So is Joanne number one in Germany? Last time I checked it was #3. German monsters, you made Gaga speak in German, you better break your wallets and your parent's wallets for her!!! It's #3, but also the most expensive album of the Top 5. The German album charts don't get ranked after units sold, but rather the weekly revenue. Selling 10,000 albums at a 0,99€ price will place you lower on a charts than 750 albums at the price of 13,99€. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, Shipper said: So is Joanne number one in Germany? Last time I checked it was #3. German monsters, you made Gaga speak in German, you better break your wallets and your parent's wallets for her!!! I did! iTunes + physical copy ... can't wait for vinyl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipper 13,077 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Supersonic said: It's #3, but also the most expensive album of the Top 5. The German album charts don't get ranked after units sold, but rather the weekly revenue. Selling 10,000 albums at a 0,99€ price will place you lower on a charts than 750 albums at the price of 13,99€. So essentially, German album charts count the bling not the music? Slay, I guess! Get those coins Gaga! 🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJackMonster 1,857 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 38 minutes ago, Supersonic said: Dangerous Woman: 2/5 Glory: 2/5 ha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaXCupcakke 3,818 Posted October 21, 2016 Share Posted October 21, 2016 I don't care that it's a good score. **** him for comparing John Wayne to a Madonna song. So unnecessary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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