jereve 1,627 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 My track by track review: (lol lets keep it short m'kay?) Diamond Heart 8/10 - This is clearly a Rolling Stones inspired song right? Damn headbanging bitccch. A-YO 8.5/10 - Such a fun and light contrast to Angel Down and Million Reasons. Channeling Elvis Presley like a muthafuuu. JOANNE 9/10 - I can't be the only that find this song very catchy. Reminds me so much of Fleetwood Mac. John Wayne 8/10 - Now, this one is such a very Gaga thing to do. I hear Monster, Bloody Mary, and (hello?) this is clearly Sexxx Dreams 2.0? ♥️ Dancing in Circles 7.6/10 - So much reggaeton influence. Feeling them No Doubt/Gwen Stefani vibe. Least fave one but dancing like h*e Sinner's Prayer 9/10 - This one honestly... Is at my top one. Seriously, good. Come thru Bob Dylan. Gaga's best lyrics too. Wow. Come to Mama 8.8/10 - Bless Gaga for putting such a peaceful and a song I could dance to in the kitchen (im a culinarian) haha! As light as fun as A-YO but more groovy giving them Elvis vibes again and maybe Bette Middler? Lmaoo. Wow. Hey Girl 8/10 - You're kidding right? This has Elton John all over this betch. Them synths tho. And oohs. "Ayo! Hey girl, come to mama.. i got a sinner's prayer." Angel Down 9/10 - No words. Perfect. Just legendary. I hear David Bowie so much especially in the "i'm a believer, it's chaos" Ugh, goosebumps and orgasm. Is this an LGBT Anthem?? 10/10 - JOANNE. Easily. The best. Album. To date. Vocally. Soulfully. Lyrically. Musically. YOU BETTER FURKIN SLÉ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlepotter 75,151 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Yes I'm not the only one who's not too big on DiC chaeri pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
malazam 15,710 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 We just need Just Another Day and Grigio Girls now..... another shot before we kiss the other side Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperIz 7,346 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I'm not listening to the leaks so reading reviews like this are my modern ecstasy Human generated art Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidsonary 925 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I agree with all of them! It's such an amazing album! #JoanneWins #YouWin Oh hello. What is this space down here? Where am I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeleteMyAccount 11,881 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I haven't heard the songs, but every time Come to Mama comes up I always thought of Bette Milder too and the song "Be My Baby" based on other's reactions. I'm I crazy based on my guess? haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noah X 5,250 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Her best album ever, can't believe I'm able to say that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSUNAMI 21,088 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Dancin' In Circles gives me Shakira vibes and it soooooooooooooooo Good! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jereve 1,627 Posted October 17, 2016 Author Share Posted October 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, ZacharyMark said: I haven't heard the songs, but every time Come to Mama comes up I always thought of Bette Milder too and the song "Be My Baby" based on other's reactions. I'm I crazy based on my guess? haha No, baby.. haha it's more like One Fine Day But really close YOU BETTER FURKIN SLÉ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearly 1,008 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 did the whole album leak or smth? 𐦬✝▽𝚼𝙹〰∀ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neight Shayde 7,925 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 There's no room for debate. Joanne is Gaga's best album. No skippable tracks, every song is amazing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwillow 2,200 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Parach said: Dancin' In Circles gives me Shakira vibes and it soooooooooooooooo Good! Nice chest but my real curious question is do you have lots of hair down there as much as your chest?, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSUNAMI 21,088 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Blackwillow said: Nice chest but my real curious question is do you have lots of hair down there as much as your chest?, OMG THINK ABOT HAVING HAIRY JOANNE AND BUY IT AND HAVE SEX WITH IT EVERY DAY And My answer is yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jereve 1,627 Posted October 17, 2016 Author Share Posted October 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, BrothaGaga said: There's no room for debate. Joanne is Gaga's best album. No skippable tracks, every song is amazing. Preach, honey. Seriously. This might the first album where I dont have to skip. Well, thought out tracklist too. How they lined them up. YOU BETTER FURKIN SLÉ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic 49,376 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 18 minutes ago, PaperIz said: I'm not listening to the leaks so reading reviews like this are my modern ecstasy If you want to read, here's mine 1. Diamond Heart - Rock-Pop song about her go-go dancing in NYC 2. A-Yo - 1950′s Rock’n’Roll Pop song straight from the Grease OST 3. Joanne - guitar-driven ballad with folk influences 4. John Wayne - Lenny Kravitz ca. 2000 esque rock song 5. Dancin’ in Circle - Tropical House á la Diplo/Major Lazer about flicking her bean 6. Perfect Illusion - Disco Rock 7. Million Reasons - Ballad 8. Sinner’s Prayer - Pure Country 9. Come To Mama - 1950′s pin-up pop, what Meghan Trainor whishes to be 10. Hey Girl - call-response early 90′s R&B track, sounds a lot like a Destiny’s Child track 11. Angel Down - Heartwrenching pop ballad about people stopping & staring instead of helping Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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