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What if we've been going about all of this the wrong way? Maybe we need to actually look for downloads of Madonna and Debbie albums. One of those could turn out to be Joanne. :poot:

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KURUSHITOVSKA
1 minute ago, Zsolti said:

wtf is a season here?

A day :emma: but why are you here if you dont care about the leak :oprah:

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This new thread is like... when one station cancels the original broadcasting and then a sh*t network buys it and changes the lead cast member

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SEXODUS
7 hours ago, BLACKOUTbritney said:

A summary of the first thread originally posted by @notsoratedr

Season 1: @HAUSofRANA. every local target store asking them if they have Joanne in store, they confirm that they have it but won't be on sale until the 21st. A kid on twitter claims that he has a copy of the album, stars bragging about it and says that he won't leak it and only him and his friends are going to listen to it. He then asks for 1000 retweets and he'll leak it. His ass then gets followed by Bobby, Bobby tweets him"@angelxdv @UMG is watching" the poor kid apologises and says that it was a stunt to gain followers. The monsters weren't aware of what is coming next.

Season 2: Bernard shares a picture of the album and says he has the album. UMG contacts him and threatens him, but then Darla shows up saying that she is @ Target and that Joanne is on shelves, but the staff is going to get the copies and put in the storage room she somehow manages to steal just the CD and put it in her bag. After successfully stealing the CD and getting home safe, she tweets a picture of the CD. Bobby follows her and DMs her and also @Torsoface drinking game, everyone fears that he's dead from alcohol poisoning. @Skai Jackson exposes that Darla is a phedophile and a GGD user who was banned twice bc of Skai. @notsoratedr false nude get's leaked everyone falls in love with him.

Season 3: The handsome guy gets killed everyone cries. #Berla argues, everyone picks teams and changes their avis in order to support their team. Darla posts a video of her throwing the cd on the floor for proof, but then the actuall picture of the copy gets leaked. The guy who leaked the actual photo of the copy asked for 100rts in order to leak on ARTL but then he deleted his account. ARTL bans guests and only members of the forum can see the page, they start trolling that they have the leak, GGD users are believing them and are freaking out more than ever, and bc of that GGD website crashes not once, but TWICE. Shortly after GGD members realised that the ARTL users were just trolling after saying that Gaga and Florence are rapping on "Hey Girl" and they even said that Tonny Bennet has a cameo on "Dancin' In Circles" with the line "When you're lonely, call me Tony".

Season 4: Darla is sending songs from "Joanne" to monsters who will make her laugh, a monster sends a nude from his roommate in order to get a song, Darla replies to him and says record yourself touching it and then I will send you a song (this is basically sexual assult). The monster refuses but Darla says it will be worth it, the monster at the end tapes himself touching his roommates genitals and "got a song". Darla tweets again that she will be sending a song to a person who spams a person on Twitter the most, after literally abusing people on Twitter she says that "it's time Darla dies" but will she actually die, will she continue?? We'll find out...to be continued.

Gurl needs educating. @Zsolti

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Art worshipper
6 minutes ago, LM said:

We have to wait til US wakes up, then the real fun begins. 

 

What time is it in US now? 

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KURUSHITOVSKA
Just now, Vamp said:

What if we've been going about all of this the wrong way? Maybe we need to actually look for downloads of Madonna and Debbie albums. One of those could turn out to be Joanne. :poot:

Madonna and Debbie? More like Dolly Parton and Colbie Caillat or whatever its spelled

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So is anybody trying to actively look for a leak or are we just waiting here in this boring thread? :ladyhaha: 

Too many people here with moral superiority complex.
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5 minutes ago, KURUSHITOVSKA said:

Nah we just need to stop with the seasons thing and focus on the mess of this leak. 

Amen! It has been fun, but I don't want another thread closed!

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Just now, Miky said:

So is anybody trying to actively look for a leak or are we just waiting here in this boring thread? :ladyhaha: 

I've been refreshing about ten torrent sites. Mostly just lounge music and str8 ****. :emma:

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Lawrence
Just now, Miky said:

So is anybody trying to actively look for a leak or are we just waiting here in this boring thread? :ladyhaha: 

Twitmess is dead. ATRL are all trolls after last night. We are at a dead end. :saladga:

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1 minute ago, Vamp said:

I've been refreshing about ten torrent sites. Mostly just lounge music and str8 ****. :emma:

I've been going through Twitter but all I see is people complaining about not having a leak :emma: 

Too many people here with moral superiority complex.
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Just now, Miky said:

I've been going through Twitter but all I see is people complaining about not having a leak :emma: 

Suddenly the twitter's me. :emma:

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Just now, KURUSHITOVSKA said:

Madonna and Debbie? More like Dolly Parton and Colbie Caillat or whatever its spelled

Look out for Florence Welch as well. It's not an accident Gags recruited her. Indie artists stand up for each other. 

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