#JOANNTICIPATION 2.0

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WHAT IT IS DELETED

WHYYYYYYYY

[LetsGetHigh 52,683]

Page 100. #WeMadeIt

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1 minute ago, LetsGetHigh said:

OH MY GOD

IM SCREECHING

 

She's on here. Own up!

[TopDomBoy 1,182]

Im trying to read but more pages come out of nowhere,,,im out.  

[Dominic 11,922]

It's not gonna leak today on a Sunday but I need it. I need it in my body and soul. 

[monsterdino 31,997]

Season 1: @HAUSofRANA asks every local target store asking them if they have Joanne in store, they confirm that they have it but won't be on sale until the 21st. A kid on twitter claims that he has a copy of the album, stars bragging about it and says that he won't leak it and only him and his friends are going to listen to it. He then asks for 1000 retweets and he'll leak it. His ass then gets followed by Bobby, Bobby tweets him"@angelxdv @UMG is watching" the poor kid apologises and says that it was a stunt to gain followers. The monsters weren't aware of what is coming next.

Season 2: Bernard shares a picture of the album and says he has the album. UMG contacts him and threatens him, but then Darla shows up saying that she is @ Target and that Joanne is on shelves, but the staff is going to get the copies and put in the storage room she somehow manages to steal just the CD and put it in her bag. After successfully stealing the CD and getting home safe, she tweets a picture of the CD. Bobby follows her and DMs her andalso @Torsoface drinking game, everyone fears that he's dead from alcohol poisoning. @Skai Jackson exposes that Darla is a phedophile and a GGD user who was banned twicebc of Skai. @notsoratedr false nude get's leaked everyone falls in love with him.

Season 3: The handsome guy gets killed everyone cries. #Berla argues, everyone picks teams and changes their avis in order to support their team. Darla posts a video of her throwing the cd on the floor for proof, but then the actuall picture of the copy gets leaked. The guy who leaked the actual photo of the copy asked for 100rts in order to leak on ARTL but then he deleted his account. ARTL bans guests and only members of the forum can see the page, they start trolling that they have the leak, GGD users are believing them and are freaking out more than ever, and bc of that GGD website crashes not once, but TWICE. Shortly after GGD members realised that the ARTL users were just trolling after saying that Gaga and Florence are rapping on "Hey Girl" and they even said that Tonny Bennet has a cameo on "Dancin' In Circles" with the line "When you're lonely, call me Tony".

Season 4: Darla is sending songs from "Joanne" to monsters who will make her laugh, a monster sends a nude from his roommate in order to get a song, Darla replies to him and says record yourself touching it and then I will send you a song (this is basically sexual assult). The monster refuses but Darla says it will be worth it, the monster at the end tapes himself touching his roommates genitals and "got a song". Later on the monster who "touched his roomates genitalss" exposes himself that actually those are his genitals and that Darla did not gave him a song. Darla tweets again that she will be sending a song to a person who spams a person on Twitter the most, after literally abusing people on Twitter she says that "it's time Darla dies" but will she actually die, will she continue?? We'll find out.

Season 5: In a "shocking plot twist" Darla comes back from the dead and starts tweeting again, she asks her "fanbase" #LittleDarlings to shout her name out in order to give them John Wayne intro leak, after Little Darlings did that, Darla recorded a Gaga laugh and says that that's an intro, shortly after a GGD user exposes Darla, that laugh is from and interview and Darla pretends like UMG deleted her tweet (which is impossible), later on Darla FINALLY exposes herself that she made the Joanne CD herself using the print of the CD label and using sticky notes...to be countinued.

 

Tell me if I missed something I will include it in.

[GhettoFabulous 18,501]

A-yo! Yasssssss!! I was doubting but slayyy me slay!!!!!! Those horse sounds ahhhh!!! Yass slay me Sla-yo

Now we need DIC and DH snippets 

 

[SEXODUS 5,927]

SLA-YO, SLA-YO

WE SLAYIN' THEM ALL 

 

[BLACKOUTbritney 22,359]

DARLA TWEET YOUR FAV SONG OFF BLACKOUT

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Just now, Dominic Marc said:

It's not gonna leak today on a Sunday but I need it. I need it in my body and soul. 

accurate imagery of me spending my whole weekend in this thread 

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5 minutes ago, KURUSHITOVSKA said:

GUUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs BUD LIGHT IS LEAKING IT

 

THIS SOUNDS SO GOOD.  

[Bleachella 2,932]

SHE JUST TWEETED AYO

[BLACKOUTbritney 22,359]

Just now, monsterdino said:

Season 1: @HAUSofRANA asks every local target store asking them if they have Joanne in store, they confirm that they have it but won't be on sale until the 21st. A kid on twitter claims that he has a copy of the album, stars bragging about it and says that he won't leak it and only him and his friends are going to listen to it. He then asks for 1000 retweets and he'll leak it. His ass then gets followed by Bobby, Bobby tweets him"@angelxdv @UMG is watching" the poor kid apologises and says that it was a stunt to gain followers. The monsters weren't aware of what is coming next.

Season 2: Bernard shares a picture of the album and says he has the album. UMG contacts him and threatens him, but then Darla shows up saying that she is @ Target and that Joanne is on shelves, but the staff is going to get the copies and put in the storage room she somehow manages to steal just the CD and put it in her bag. After successfully stealing the CD and getting home safe, she tweets a picture of the CD. Bobby follows her and DMs her andalso @Torsoface drinking game, everyone fears that he's dead from alcohol poisoning. @Skai Jackson exposes that Darla is a phedophile and a GGD user who was banned twicebc of Skai. @notsoratedr false nude get's leaked everyone falls in love with him.

Season 3: The handsome guy gets killed everyone cries. #Berla argues, everyone picks teams and changes their avis in order to support their team. Darla posts a video of her throwing the cd on the floor for proof, but then the actuall picture of the copy gets leaked. The guy who leaked the actual photo of the copy asked for 100rts in order to leak on ARTL but then he deleted his account. ARTL bans guests and only members of the forum can see the page, they start trolling that they have the leak, GGD users are believing them and are freaking out more than ever, and bc of that GGD website crashes not once, but TWICE. Shortly after GGD members realised that the ARTL users were just trolling after saying that Gaga and Florence are rapping on "Hey Girl" and they even said that Tonny Bennet has a cameo on "Dancin' In Circles" with the line "When you're lonely, call me Tony".

Season 4: Darla is sending songs from "Joanne" to monsters who will make her laugh, a monster sends a nude from his roommate in order to get a song, Darla replies to him and says record yourself touching it and then I will send you a song (this is basically sexual assult). The monster refuses but Darla says it will be worth it, the monster at the end tapes himself touching his roommates genitals and "got a song". Later on the monster who "touched his roomates genitalss" exposes himself that actually those are his genitals and that Darla did not gave him a song. Darla tweets again that she will be sending a song to a person who spams a person on Twitter the most, after literally abusing people on Twitter she says that "it's time Darla dies" but will she actually die, will she continue?? We'll find out.

Season 5: In a "shocking plot twist" Darla comes back from the dead and starts tweeting again, she asks her "fanbase" #LittleDarlings to shout her name out in order to give them John Wayne intro leak, after Little Darlings did that, Darla recorded a Gaga laugh and says that that's an intro, shortly after a GGD user exposes her that, that laugh is from and interview and Darla pretends like UMG deleted her tweet (which is impossible), later on Darla FINALLY exposes herself that she made the Joanne CD herself using the print of the CD label and using sticky notes...to be countinued.

 

Tell me if I missed something I will include it in.

Your summary's are so iconic and to the point

 

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