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1 minute ago, Caesium said:

There's no set date for leaks, everyone just expected it to leak over a week in advance because ARTPOP did. Some albums nowadays don't leak until a couple of days before. Lana's 'Honeymoon' leaked on the Wednesday before if I remember correctly, so there's still a chance we'll get it in the next few days.

we will find out in the next days... lets keep ur fingers crossed for a) no leak and happy gaga b) leak and happy monsters hearing it early BUT buying it anyways min. 3 times

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The leak can't come soon enough. I dont think anything from this point on could compare to darla, ha covert operations, ha ability to make a phone live on 3%, and ha rebllious spirit #fuk-da-gubbamint :diane: 

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We're going to hear all the songs live from the Dive Bar show in LA. The rumour is she's going to perform all album songs.

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1 minute ago, cherryboomboom said:

We're going to hear all the songs live from the Dive Bar show in LA. The rumour is she's going to perform all album songs.

mh.. that could be true... would make sense tho... and when she's finished it will be available for streaming and ****... 

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4 minutes ago, cherryboomboom said:

We're going to hear all the songs live from the Dive Bar show in LA. The rumour is she's going to perform all album songs.

The leak we've all been waiting for. :ladyhaha:

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8 hours ago, BLACKOUTbritney said:

A summary of the first thread originally posted by @notsoratedr

Season 1: @HAUSofRANA. every local target store asking them if they have Joanne in store, they confirm that they have it but won't be on sale until the 21st. A kid on twitter claims that he has a copy of the album, stars bragging about it and says that he won't leak it and only him and his friends are going to listen to it. He then asks for 1000 retweets and he'll leak it. His ass then gets followed by Bobby, Bobby tweets him"@angelxdv @UMG is watching" the poor kid apologises and says that it was a stunt to gain followers. The monsters weren't aware of what is coming next.

Season 2: Bernard shares a picture of the album and says he has the album. UMG contacts him and threatens him, but then Darla shows up saying that she is @ Target and that Joanne is on shelves, but the staff is going to get the copies and put in the storage room she somehow manages to steal just the CD and put it in her bag. After successfully stealing the CD and getting home safe, she tweets a picture of the CD. Bobby follows her and DMs her and also @Torsoface drinking game, everyone fears that he's dead from alcohol poisoning. @Skai Jackson exposes that Darla is a phedophile and a GGD user who was banned twice bc of Skai. @notsoratedr false nude get's leaked everyone falls in love with him.

Season 3: The handsome guy gets killed everyone cries. #Berla argues, everyone picks teams and changes their avis in order to support their team. Darla posts a video of her throwing the cd on the floor for proof, but then the actuall picture of the copy gets leaked. The guy who leaked the actual photo of the copy asked for 100rts in order to leak on ARTL but then he deleted his account. ARTL bans guests and only members of the forum can see the page, they start trolling that they have the leak, GGD users are believing them and are freaking out more than ever, and bc of that GGD website crashes not once, but TWICE. Shortly after GGD members realised that the ARTL users were just trolling after saying that Gaga and Florence are rapping on "Hey Girl" and they even said that Tonny Bennet has a cameo on "Dancin' In Circles" with the line "When you're lonely, call me Tony".

Season 4: Darla is sending songs from "Joanne" to monsters who will make her laugh, a monster sends a nude from his roommate in order to get a song, Darla replies to him and says record yourself touching it and then I will send you a song (this is basically sexual assult). The monster refuses but Darla says it will be worth it, the monster at the end tapes himself touching his roommates genitals and "got a song". Darla tweets again that she will be sending a song to a person who spams a person on Twitter the most, after literally abusing people on Twitter she says that "it's time Darla dies" but will she actually die, will she continue?? We'll find out...to be continued.

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Plus how narcissistic would this be if notsoratedr himself posted this :sharon:

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Just now, monsterdino said:

can someone fill me in what happend?

The same that's happened in last 3 days: nothing:madge:

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2 minutes ago, monsterdino said:

can someone fill me in what happend?

Literally nothing... mods closed the old show and here we go with this boring one...

TONIGHT I WON'T WEAR MY DISGUISE
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1 minute ago, SEXODUS said:

The same that's happened in last 3 days: nothing:madge:

omg this sexodus is so cute.....i will exchange leak for him

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ModernEcstasy

Now that we are approaching the week of release, I actually don't want it to leak. I think this could be the first time I go into an album completely blind. 

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