HOTNebraskaGuy 19,547 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Since it's October, I've decided to come up with two scary futures of Gaga for you guys to decide upon. Read at your own risk. Future 1: After releasing C3C early January, she ditches her pop carrer as a whole. For the Super Bowl she brings Tony up for a 15 minute performance of Goody Goody, later canceling the Joanne tour for a Las Vegas residency that will last until she turns 40, Leaving her role in ASIB. During the residency, she covers all of her favors jazz songs, and the only original song she sing is TIHTY. She also sees Dr. Simon every week, demanding for more defined cheek bones every time. Future 2: After the Super Bowl, she becomes an emotional wreck. After a week, she rants on every social media platform to call he Joanne, and demands GagaDaily be called JoanneDaily. During interviews/backstage M&Gs, if anyone mentions the word Gaga she kicks them out. She repackages all of her old albums to replace Lady Gaga with Joanne. After her world tour/ASIB filming is over, she leaves music until the age of 40, and becomes a soap actor. She then returns to the scene with a b-side album, full of jazz songs, and as a spokeswoman for YSL. After promising a new album after a few years, this happens: One, five, ten lay a million on me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 98,007 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Future 2 cause Joanne sounds better than Gaga and I'm here for Gaga's acting, besides, this post-40 situation is already happening, so... If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
display name 4,360 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Not "Goody Goody." Option two. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I chose the first one because it's scarier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenIdle 126,607 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 There's no way she'll ever acknowledge this cult site again after all the messes we've created so far this year 𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝖗𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖓 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galagala 4,611 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 This is my first time that I laugh at the poll and can't vote either of them. Mine: lg5~Joanne era superbowl~mix oldgaga&Joanne into one show c3c~another jazz masterpiece that deserves Grammys. LG6~ go back to pop world with Redone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoanneMonster 9,028 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I'll unstan so hard I See You Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gag 22,449 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 headspin, happiness, DE̤̣A̢̯͔̘T͏͙̗̟̫H̗̙͡ͅ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlopSlurper 34,336 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Stop giving her ideas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava 3,538 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I honestly am happy with whatever she does. I just want her to be happy with herself and what she's doing. I honestly love Joanne so far and the snippets are amazing. She's constantly changing with each album and this era really shows that. I really want her to be outrageous and eccentric like past albums, but if gardening with Asia and riding Arabella while she's wearing her pink hat is what she wants to do, I'll support it. Spoiler But she better be giving us music every 3 years or less Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
donutellha 13,819 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 welcome to Joanne daily for all your favorite songs by JOANNE I'd rather option 2 , but it's like asking people whether to listen to Katy Perry or Katy Perry Walk down the runway but don't puke, it's okay. You just had 10 donuts today. Without frosting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Ng 1,490 Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 I laughed my ass off wtf i can't even choose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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