Win a chance to meet Mark Ronson at Abbey Road Studios

[GrigioGirl 141]

OH na I dont trust myself. I'd probably get straight on all fours and open my mouth and start gnawing at his zipper with my teeth. Then I'd slurp on his cock until it gets hard and starts throbbing all of his warm gooey english nut into my throat. UGH If I win this be prepared LIttle MOnsters.. imma become the next kim kardashian bc I am recording this jamboree and making it public  

[BeerFear 5,915]

3 minutes ago, Economy said:

I know. I dont even find him that hot  

 

hes like a 6.5/10 to me.

 

And he reminds me of Julian Bashier from Deep Space 9  

6.5? Blasphemy

[Rocket Number 9 1,708]

In another words: win the chance of getting all Joanne tea before the release 

[Economy 50,849]

1 minute ago, BeerFear said:

6.5? Blasphemy

Im sorry. Whats so hot about him? Hes so average to me  

[BeerFear 5,915]

1 minute ago, GrigioGirl said:

OH na I dont trust myself. I'd probably get straight on all fours and open my mouth and start gnawing at his zipper with my teeth. Then I'd slurp on his cock until it gets hard and starts throbbing all of his warm gooey english nut into my throat. UGH If I win this be prepared LIttle MOnsters.. imma become the next kim kardashian bc I am recording this jamboree and making it public  

You didnt leave much for our imagination Follow your dreams gurl 

[KyliesChild 16,907]

3 minutes ago, GrigioGirl said:

OH na I dont trust myself. I'd probably get straight on all fours and open my mouth and start gnawing at his zipper with my teeth. Then I'd slurp on his cock until it gets hard and starts throbbing all of his warm gooey english nut into my throat. UGH If I win this be prepared LIttle MOnsters.. imma become the next kim kardashian bc I am recording this jamboree and making it public  

Inspiratational

[Illuminati 15,955]

God I was not prepared for this thread  I love you all

[BeerFear 5,915]

Just now, Economy said:

Im sorry. Whats so hot about him? Hes so average to me  

different taste for different people  I dont know something about him is just soo appealing for me But I cant really point what exactly

 

[GrigioGirl 141]

9 minutes ago, BeerFear said:

You didnt leave much for our imagination Follow your dreams gurl 

 

8 minutes ago, Skai Jackson said:

Inspiratational

My bags are packed. I just submitted a strong ass essay and I'm doing kegels as we speak. MY ass is loose atm  Any tips on how to tighten it? 

Spoiler

Im being serious. Im sure Mark doesn't like loose hole 

 

 

[Duella Dvil 10,629]

22 minutes ago, Harry said:

time to get bred

Good god

[Dramatica 13,690]

My anüs needs you Mark.

Shred it.

Tantalize it.

Cum for it.

[GrigioGirl 141]

I already have my master plan 

Me: Hey Mark where is the bathroom? (in towel)

Mark: Pip pip cheerio! Right over here love

Me: Pretends to trip and fall and towel falls off

Mark: Sees this ass gets hard and dicks me down on the tile

Plan B

Give him lots of water and set up my iphone (hidden) in the bathroom adjacent to the toilet and catch him peeing  then Ill walk in and then Jesus take the wheel. The rest is HISTORY  

[Harry 26,836]

ahfjadfafkdjbfak I'm screaming at this thread.

Praying some LM pulls it off, writes the best answer and gets picked. The mess would be amazing.

I entered because I would genuinely dropkick a kitten off a multi-storey car park to work in Abbey Road, but I'm kinda drunk and my entry was a bit rushed/lame so I won't win.

[yxi 4,999]

Thirsty bottoms are starting to disgust me

[GrigioGirl 141]

1 minute ago, symphonia said:

Thirsty bottoms are starting to disgust me

Shutup, dont act like u aren't a bottom