Bellatrix 34,694 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Mia Skäringer is a Swedish comedian and she often makes dark jokes about how the society wants us to be, how the reality is and her point is always that we should love ourselves no matter what. Today she made a great post about it and she mentioned Perfect Illusion in it. The post is basically about how we live through Instagram and that we have to show our perfect lives and validate eachother. She ends the text with:Gaga says it so well. It wasn't love. It was a perfect illusion. A mass pscychosis. An unhealthy bait mistaken for love. Rough translation of the full text: Spoiler #eatingdogpoopandlookingsexy See me because here I am. Watch my wonderful, happy life. Everyone knows it: The present is only on Instagram. Self-esteem and presence is dying. Validate me. Like me. Hashtag me. Put me up. Look at my body. Look at my clothes. My ass. My home. My fancy job. My fame. My lips. My muscles. My children. My BMI. My diet. My day. My training. My food. My friends. My travels. My greenhouse. My tomatoes. My breasts. My hair. My death. (Because I'll have a selfie stick the last minutes. And I promise to die pretty.) The corners of my mouth won't be hanging down when the chin releases from its attachment. I won't release me, which I've heard that you can do when the muscles finally get to relax. I'll be thin and have a BMI under 19 so I can have a really gorgeous collarbone selfie. My hair will float over the whole pillow, I'll pull in my belly and smile when the soul seeps out through the mouth. Just like when I'm faking an orgasm. I'm coming. Oh Goooooood I'm coming!!! So the nurses who sweeps me and light a candle (since I probably die alone because of self-absorption) can post one last picture on Instagram. Under the picture of my death moment it will say: I'm sitting by the lake and fishing in my cavalli bikini, eating babybel (here's also LCHF ...happy smiley, happy smiley, very happy smiley!) The belly is so unbelievably flat. It fit my eating window perfectly to travel through the clouds. Gaga says it so well. It wasn't love. It was a perfect illusion. A mass pscychosis. An unhealthy bait mistaken for love. So: my only longing now and here. Love yourself for the one you are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katharine Hepburn 4,607 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 I don't get the joke xoxo Joanne Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabirartfling 9,063 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Thats so true tho! And this was exactly gaga's point for perfect illusion! Our indie queen is seriously genious Give your love to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisTEAne 21,059 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 PI and gaga's impact. filter that augmented scheisse good. if you hurt taylor swift, i'll hurt you back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellatrix 34,694 Posted September 24, 2016 Author Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 minute ago, CustomGueseppi said: I don't get the joke She's messing with those who live through Instagram, posting every detail in their life and feeling the need to be validated by others. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katharine Hepburn 4,607 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bellatrix said: She's messing with those who live through Instagram, posting every detail in their life and feeling the need to be validated by others. Is that meant to be funny xoxo Joanne Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 108,173 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Why the A's have pimple? Or is that a halo? Like, Å (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢, 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horiph 371 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Get that promo, indie queen! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellatrix 34,694 Posted September 24, 2016 Author Share Posted September 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, CustomGueseppi said: Is that meant to be funny Yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellatrix 34,694 Posted September 24, 2016 Author Share Posted September 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, RAMROD said: Why the A's have pimple? Or is that a halo? Like, Å Yes. It's angel letters Jokes aside, Å and Ä are letters that sadly not exist in the English alphabet. The ring and the dots give the A other pronunciations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 108,173 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Bellatrix said: Yes. It's angel letters Jokes aside, Å and Ä are letters that sadly not exist in the English alphabet. The ring and the dots give the A other pronunciations. I.like that also the O too like Ø it looks got cooler lel (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ✧*:・゚ 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢, 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 (*´艸`*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
avalon x 4,147 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Is that real poop. Omg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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