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Gaga is NOT a lizard


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This isn't a negative response it's my opinion as somebody who is married to a gila monster and a 21 year old komodo dragon himself, who's been around before amphibians turned into reptiles.

She can't get away with being a lizard because she's not lizard. Period. Her tongue is not long, thin and and split at the tip, it's a solid, human tongue disguised in lizardly fashion. No amount of scaly skin, fly eating, or living in arid climates can hide it. The other lizards can sense fakery from a mile away. The fact that she grew up with allย kind of reptiles and likes perfectly standing still for several hours without even twitching does not make her a good lizard.

Gaga was successful without being a lizard because that's a natural part of her, and it was her real non-scaly human skin, and the people immediately recognized it as a part of her.

Rant over.

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REALITY

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Shipper
1 minute ago, GAGA1972 said:

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I REALLY HATE YALL!!!!ย THIS IS WHAT I SEE MY FIRST DAY ON THIS SITE IN MONTHS. YOU ARE ALL TROLLSย :toofunny:

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Everyone is posting what Gaga isn't but no one is posting what she is.

I need to know, WHAT IS GAGA?

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DeanWinchester
1 minute ago, lilmonster93 said:

Everyone is posting what Gaga isn't but no one is posting what she is.

I need to know, WHAT IS GAGA?

Gaga isn't.

Flyin' like a 1000 Doves
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