FATCAT 60,976 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Rush Limbaugh warns that federally paid 'lesbian farmers' could invade your town Everyone's favorite pill-popping conservative radio personality Rush Limbaugh is convinced that President Obama is funneling money to the lesbian community. Why? To train them all to become farmers and invade conservative red states, of course. “Have you heard about the Agriculture Department’s financial grants to lesbian farmers?" asked Limbaugh on the Aug. 17 airing of his Rush Limbaugh Show on the Premiere Radio Network. "What they’re trying to do is convince lesbians to become farmers." Limbaugh's imaginative comments came in response to the 15th annual Nationwide LGBT Rural Summit, which took place Aug. 18 in Iowa. The summit, which undoubtedly does draw a gay farmer or two, was roundly mocked and criticized by the right-wing media for being hosted by the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Office of Civil Rights. The Washington Free Beacon, for example, panicked at the thought of “lesbian and transgender hillbillies" getting "subsidies from the government.” But Limbaugh's comments were doubly hilarious, revealing that the shock jock has no clue when it comes to lesbian stereotypes. “I’m like you; I never before in my life knew that lesbians wanted to be farmers," said Limbaugh. "I never knew that lesbians wanted to get behind the horse and the plow and start burrowing. I never knew it." http://www.dailydot.com/irl/lesbian-and-transgender-hillbillies-are-taking-over-your-town/ This kitten over here (meow) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,366 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Do bisexual women count? Because I know one that would be up for the job. Changing the world one field at a time Spoiler But seriously what Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 they were grown this way https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURUSHITOVSKA 20,451 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 I died at "lesbian farmers" lmao. watch them with their trucks and squared shirts! lovely ¿Qué currículum tiene ésta tarántula? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnrp 48,353 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, ryanripley said: they were grown this way As giving birth to every gay is too painful and timeconsuming, she decided to just grow them on her field. Truly the creator of The Gays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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