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back in 2011 my little twink ass was browsing the youtube website when i stumbled upon this song:

i liked it :derpga: so i became a fan of this woman called Porcelain Black. she was a rock/pop artist who describes herself the love child of britney spears and marilyn manson. then i found out she had music back from when she was signed with Virgin under the name Porcelain And The Tramps that was a lot more rock, such gems being:

it turns out Virgin didn't want her to release these songs and wanted her to be more Avril Lavigne, and so RedOne took her under his wing and saved her and they started making songs such as This Is What Rock N Roll Looks Like. so there i was, fresh to the fanbase of this rock pop girl who was apparently about to put an album out... but it got delayed... :saladga: and her second single Naughty Naughty got paid dust and there was silence for a very long time :saladga:

then RedOne announced that they were still working on the album and Black had been signed to his own label and they were reproducing the album because it sounded too dated. the fanbase was like "...k that sounds fake but ok..." and then in like 2013 she suddenly performed all new music at some event:

Mama Forgive was meant to be the new first single for the reproduced album that was called Mannequin Factory :laughga: but then... silence.... again...

then out of nowhere RedOne announces she'll be releasing One Woman Army as a single as well with a music video which did happen... but no music video :laughga: only this:

and then silence... again... 

suddenly Black's album leaked which means after about 3 years of waiting, we finally got to hear some new music:

Black claims that the only person who had the album was RedOne but RedOne claims it wasn't him who leaked it but anyways, Black announced she was no longer working with RedOne due to him constantly delaying her music and is now supposedly making rap music :awkney: 

how many of you were here for this mess?

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Poissonche

I know the name Porcelain and the Tramps before. I have no idea why, but I do :wtfga:

Ok and I'm sure I heard Gasoline before. Was this successful or something?

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AmenTheNight

I know every song by her, fave music ever. But I hate her horrible personnality, and dislike her as a whole. She's pretty much like Azealia Banks : amazing music for the worse personalities.

I'd use what she'd release, if only she released stuff.

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Just now, AmenTheNight said:

I know every song by her, fave music ever. But I hate her horrible personnality, and dislike her as a whole. She's pretty much like Azealia Banks : amazing music for the worse personalities.

I'd use what she'd release, if only she released stuff.

yes, she's very mean and rude to her fans, loves to block them on twitter and suck :duck: 

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ryanripley

omg i forgot to mention her clothing line :giveup: 

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ryanripley
Just now, Nino said:

Her voice sounds similar to Brooke Candy's :udidnt:

i wish they collabed tbh

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GANGIE

Manequin factory is still my jam. I also like swallow my bullet :)

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AmenTheNight
1 minute ago, ryanripley said:

yes, she's very mean and rude to her fans, loves to block them on twitter and suck :duck: 

You can add that the rare times she shows up for live performances she goes for lipsynching. She's trash and doesn't deserve the 10 fans she has. She's been cancelling and keeping her **** for herself for years. She can f*ck off, if the girl was less rude to her fans and to music executives maybe she'd have a chance at having an indie rock/pop career.

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Just now, AmenTheNight said:

You can add that the rare times she shows up for live performances she goes for lipsynching. She's trash and doesn't deserve the 10 fans she has. She's been cancelling and keeping her **** for herself for years. She can f*ck off, if the girl was less rude to her fans and to music executives maybe she'd have a chance at having an indie rock/pop career.

she was super cringey too, i remember she once had a twitter meltdown about her album being delayed and she said she was gunna go "all rock n roll" in their offices and start throwing sh*t around and i was sat there like "lol no ur not lmfao"

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22 minutes ago, ryanripley said:

omg i forgot to mention her clothing line :giveup: 

no offense but who exactly buys it? to release a clothing line first you have to be known... 

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Just now, Ferrer Zorola said:

no offense but who exactly buys it? to release a clothing line first you have to be known... 

her 10 fans and the sh*t was SO expensive :saladga: it doesn't exist anymore lol

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