2020Covid19IsOurs 6,901 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Think of some possibilities where gaga has done things differently in the past and how that would effect her current situation. A parallel universe where gaga is still relevant! Well you can create it! Here's what I thought of: Gaga follows music not the bling mantra from the start of her career. She drops RedOne and releases The Jazz Monster. Flopping heavily and being called "the Amy Winehouse without the hits" Gaga resorts to drugs and alcohol. She's dropped from interscope and rejoins Lady Starlight to dance in Bangkok gogo bars. She hits the stardom jackpot when her and starlight are selected to be the two sharks in Katy Perry's Superbowl performance. But after messing up as the left shark and abandoned by miz starlight, she renames herself as lady homeless. She went into obscurity for a few years before coming into headlines again recently for murdering Mark Ronson. I hope you liked it. Do post your ideas Gaga x JeffHardy x BillMaher Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlepotter 75,069 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Hope I liked it? I'm traumatized. chaeri pls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decodekid 28,155 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 After the end of the artRave and the beginning of the C2C tour, Lady Gaga decides to murder Tony Bennet during Bang Bang, making a wonderful performance where everyone thought it was faked, but later the truth was discovered. Lady Gaga won't be sent to prison but she isn't aloud anymore to release anything, that's why LG5 won't ever come. Long Live Gretchen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020Covid19IsOurs 6,901 Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Decodekid said: After the end of the artRave and the beginning of the C2C tour, Lady Gaga decides to murder Tony Bennet during Bang Bang, making a wonderful performance where everyone thought it was faked, but later the truth was discovered. Lady Gaga won't be sent to prison but she isn't aloud anymore to release anything, that's why LG5 won't ever come. Reported for posting real reason for LG5 delay. Gaga x JeffHardy x BillMaher Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decodekid 28,155 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Just now, DWUWpartII said: Reported for posting real reason for LG5 delay. Long Live Gretchen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForgotMyLunch 328 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Where she is still relevant? Here's mine: Her team didn't dump her and ARTPOP was well planned and DWUW became a global smash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 159,824 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Lady Gaga felt that there was something wrong in 2012, she was in pain. She saw a doctor, and discovered she had a minor injury to her labrum around her hip. She gets a minor procedure done, recovers quickly, finishes the Born This Way Ball, and releases ARTPOP on the final date. ARTPOP goes on to have 6 number one singles (Applause, Venus, Sexxx Dreams, Do What U Want, Onion Girl, and Gypsy) all with videos that get over a billion views on YouTube. She makes a Jazz album with Tony Bennett, filled with songs they wrote together. It becomes the best selling album of 2014 and the best selling Jazz album in history, critics value it's content more than their own children. Gaga stars in AHS: Hotel and wins an Emmy and Oscar for her stellar performance in the most viewed and highest rated season yet. She releases Til It Happens To You as a distraction while the covert ops. FBI and CIA units she hired free Kesha of her contract with Sony. They then make a duet song together called "Butterflies" that tops the charts for nearly a year until the lead single from "Eden", Gaga's 5th album, knocks it down to number two. With Eden, Gaga creates a global balding epidemic, ushering in a new era of shiny heads, golden ear drums, and slain souls. All of her songs, even the unreleased ones and sound bites from her Gaga Visions and Instagram videos, push every other artist out of the top 200. She stays in that position until she wins the U.S. election via write-in and becomes the most effective and benevolent leader in history, ending world hunger, ending all wars, and phasing out all borders, unifying the human race as one before she's grants immortality. She resurrects Michael Jackson to rule along side her as the supreme leaders of the Earth until the heat death of the universe. 🌸Flourishing and vibrant🌼 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020Covid19IsOurs 6,901 Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 I love you @PartySick That could've actually happened. Gaga x JeffHardy x BillMaher Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020Covid19IsOurs 6,901 Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, ForgotMyLunch said: Where she is still relevant? Here's mine: Her team didn't dump her and ARTPOP was well planned and DWUW became a global smash I'm already a global smash. Ps: was kidding about relevancy. Hope Bobby wasn't reading. :PrayLana: Gaga x JeffHardy x BillMaher Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 159,824 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 3 minutes ago, DWUWpartII said: I love you @PartySick That could've actually happened. I know but she decided to suffer to put on her shows until her hip broke Gags why Spoiler Love you too 🌸Flourishing and vibrant🌼 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2020Covid19IsOurs 6,901 Posted June 7, 2016 Author Share Posted June 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, PartySick said: I know but she decided to suffer to put on her shows until her hip broke Gags why Hide contents Love you too She does so many things for us and I'm always acting like an ungrateful bish. I'm going to listen to BTW and purify my soul. Bye. Delete this fat threat flop haroon. Please. Gaga x JeffHardy x BillMaher Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa 17,458 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Partysick talking about Michael in this is making me want to create an alternative universe for him, where his dad wasn't a bastard and the world wasn't such a biatch. We should have no regrets. It's all for the better, Gaga needed to break her hip to realize she couldn't keep that pace. And she still didn't understood so she "flopped". It's not some almighty god plan but it was the necessary for her to calm down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimisaMonster 31,073 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 After not being allowed to promote ARTPOP correctly, Gaga anonymously leaks Interscope's dirty past and files a lawsuit. Most of the artists signed also sue for many reasons including mismanagment, sexual assualt, fraud, etc...and Interscope is forced to shutdown as a label, therfore freeing all the "volt music" of all their artists. Aka...ACT II and other unreleased Gaga songs are leaked and we have more than 100 songs spanning from TF to ACT II! Fans will never thirst for new music as Gaga also confirms she's creating her own label, HAUS STUDIOS, where she will make it a goal to find real talent amongst young people. Plus, LG5 will be an album where SHE'S 100% in control of her art... She says in one tweet.... "I'll give fans an era they've always dreamed of..." Stream my new single, 💜"Heartbeat"💜, on Spotify! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glory 2,247 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 1 hour ago, PartySick said: Lady Gaga felt that there was something wrong in 2012, she was in pain. She saw a doctor, and discovered she had a minor injury to her labrum around her hip. She gets a minor procedure done, recovers quickly, finishes the Born This Way Ball, and releases ARTPOP on the final date. ARTPOP goes on to have 6 number one singles (Applause, Venus, Sexxx Dreams, Do What U Want, Onion Girl, and Gypsy) all with videos that get over a billion views on YouTube. She makes a Jazz album with Tony Bennett, filled with songs they wrote together. It becomes the best selling album of 2014 and the best selling Jazz album in history, critics value it's content more than their own children. Gaga stars in AHS: Hotel and wins an Emmy and Oscar for her stellar performance in the most viewed and highest rated season yet. She releases Til It Happens To You as a distraction while the covert ops. FBI and CIA units she hired free Kesha of her contract with Sony. They then make a duet song together called "Butterflies" that tops the charts for nearly a year until the lead single from "Eden", Gaga's 5th album, knocks it down to number two. With Eden, Gaga creates a global balding epidemic, ushering in a new era of shiny heads, golden ear drums, and slain souls. All of her songs, even the unreleased ones and sound bites from her Gaga Visions and Instagram videos, push every other artist out of the top 200. She stays in that position until she wins the U.S. election via write-in and becomes the most effective and benevolent leader in history, ending world hunger, ending all wars, and phasing out all borders, unifying the human race as one before she's grants immortality. She resurrects Michael Jackson to rule along side her as the supreme leaders of the Earth until the heat death of the universe. And after doing all that, she doesn't even go to space ?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa 17,458 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 50 minutes ago, Glory said: And after doing all that, she doesn't even go to space ?! In4 she's still waiting to release the 1st single in space. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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