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PunkTheFunk
3 minutes ago, HEARTHUNTER said:

This thread again omg

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Meghan ha "Living For Love" era is upon us

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Bear
6 minutes ago, Red said:

No, that would be Beyoncé

They are not rumors if they're true :lolga: 

Spoiler

but yes you are right. I completely forgot about the sheer amount of conspiracies around her. It was only a couple of weeks ago that I was reading an article on how the Formation video proved she was Satan. :smh:

 

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PaperIz
7 minutes ago, Tokyo said:

Her name is Lina Morgana

I've always enjoyed the 'Your God is not here Michael' story haha

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In September 2011, the shocking news that many had suspected for years was confirmed. Lady Gaga's former hairstylist came forward and exposed her ties to Lucifer himself. It was a shocking moment for us fans, and indeed the world.

*He also stated she would stare at him when he cut with the scariest of eyes. The devil's eyes. Michael Pooter, who cut her hair since January 2010, said in a interview for "Stylists of the *****s" magazine that when he confronted her about it she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone....

"She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”

“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*”

 

This is the first time I've heard this :toofunny: slay a bit Satan gags

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PartySick
5 minutes ago, Nick1495 said:

My p***y tastes like Pepsi cola 

You should probably have a doctor look at that

You're stinky
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malazam

No Lina Morgana in this site thank you :grr: 

another shot before we kiss the other side
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Red
6 minutes ago, Hooker said:

They are not rumors if they're true :lolga: 

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but yes you are right. I completely forgot about the sheer amount of conspiracies around her. It was only a couple of weeks ago that I was reading an article on how the Formation video proved she was Satan. :smh:

 

you hater corny with that illuminati mess :derpga: 

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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DiamondAngel

Do you guys remember that article about her farting all the time and making her team hate her? :toofunny:

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keith ink
19 minutes ago, JamesFox said:

I've heard about the conspiracy about Gaga pushing some girl who she worked with (forgot her name) off a roof so she could take her place and become the 'it' girl. What other rumours/conspiracies are there about how Gaga became the Queen? :unicorn:

 

10 minutes ago, PaperIz said:

I knew it was gonna be about Lina Morgana, bless her poor soul

 

14 minutes ago, August Blue said:

Yeah .. We also heard that she was a man and had a dick :neyde: 

cut the crap .. Lina Morgana suffered from depresion

 

16 minutes ago, Tokyo said:

Her name is Lina Morgana

I've always enjoyed the 'Your God is not here Michael' story haha

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In September 2011, the shocking news that many had suspected for years was confirmed. Lady Gaga's former hairstylist came forward and exposed her ties to Lucifer himself. It was a shocking moment for us fans, and indeed the world.

*He also stated she would stare at him when he cut with the scariest of eyes. The devil's eyes. Michael Pooter, who cut her hair since January 2010, said in a interview for "Stylists of the *****s" magazine that when he confronted her about it she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone....

"She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling…..”

“YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*”

 

 

16 minutes ago, bionic said:

Lina Morgana

Sorry please expand this claim, im afraid I was not paying attention when this rumor began

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River

ARTPOP flopped because no one that worked with her on it died, no sacrifice - no success.

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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venusian
26 minutes ago, Red said:

No, that would be Beyoncé

educate them!

WELCOME TO THE TRAGIC KINGDOM
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PaperIz
11 minutes ago, keith ink said:

 

 

 

 

Sorry please expand this claim, im afraid I was not paying attention when this rumor began

Basically Gaga worked with this artist named Lina Morgana and right when Gaga got famous, Lina killed herself and  Lina's mother claims that Gaga killed her to sacrifice her to Satan to become famous. It's creepy stuff tbh

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Red
2 minutes ago, PaperIz said:

Basically Gaga worked with this artist named Lina Morgana and right when Gaga got famous, Lina killed herself and  Lina's mother claims that Gaga killed her to sacrifice her to Satan to become famous. It's creepy stuff tbh

No, she never said it was a sacrifice to Satan, she claims that Gaga was a normal girl and after Lina died she stole her look, her musical style, her... everything.

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PaperIz
5 minutes ago, Red said:

No, she never said it was a sacrifice to Satan, she claims that Gaga was a normal girl and after Lina died she stole her look, her musical style, her... everything.

Hmm oops lol. I get the conspiracies all mixed up in my head :laughga: 

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