Ted Cruz lookalike agrees to do p*rn for $10k

[Mark 4,065]

Only 10k? She needs a momager like Kris Jenner and make her the next kimmy. 

[Lion Heart 15,041]

“It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!”

 

 

Spoiler

True tbh 

 

[pink sushi 4,351]

She doesn't know who Cruz is? 

[Lion Heart 15,041]

Trans Cruz  

[BlondeQueenOfGGD 25,454]

Stopped reading when they said "more famous than madonna" 

[AddMeOnMYSPACE 2,096]

i might check it out  

[Pablo 8,575]

Poor girl, I hope she spends it wisely

[Those Evil Eyes 10]

This is honestly the scariest thing to imagine