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Can you believe it? Lady Flopga has faded into the pits of irrelevancy at last! 

No one is even checking for her, tfm was her peak. The only thing she's done since TFM was have...

1.) A number one smash single for 6 weeks straight, becoming one of the longest running at the time. 

2.) A number one album that sold a million copies in the first week. Became 2nd highest grossing album of the year behind Slaydele. 

3.) A worldwide SMASH of a tour that almost sold as much as the Monster Ball without her even ****ing finishing it. 

4.) A top five single with her "flop" of a single "Applause". 

5.) A GOLD second single without even having a ****ing video and only ONE major performance. 

6.) A number one album in an era where album sales have hit a tragic dip. And without a manager I might add. 

7.) A top 10 from the worst song of the album "Dope". (ya'll know its tea) 

8.) A successful tour that grossed almost 100 million even after the media dragged her through the pits and she was lowkey hated for a bit. 

9.) A number one JAZZ album with legend Tony Bennett that shot her back into the public grace. Oh, and did I mention it won her a GRAMMY? Yeah..

10.) A jaw dropping performance at the Oscars with the Sound of Music that literally caused an outcry of acclaim and slayage. 

11.) A Starring Role on Fx's highest rated show and critical success "American Horror Story" 

12.) An amazing achievement of being named Billboard's WOMAN OF THE YEAR. Because you know, she's an irrelevant hasbeen. 

13.) A Golden Globe win for her role on American Horror Story. 

14.) An oscar nomination for her work with The Hunting Ground Soundtrack. 

15.) A stellar performance of the National Anthem at the super bowl, that (for a lot of people) was the highlight of the show.

16.) A powerful performance at the Oscars AGAIN that brought the world to tears. 

 

So yeah Gaga is such a hasbeen now. When LGFLOP drops and only sells one copy to PawsDownLittleMonsters so he can add it to his Gaga worship shrine, I will laugh. 

Yeah, TFM truly was her peak. 

:derpga: 

 

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PartySick
2 minutes ago, Strigoi said:

So yeah Gaga is such a hasbeen now. When LGFLOP drops and only sells one copy to PawsDownLittleMonsters so he can add it to his Gaga worship shrine, I will laugh. 

Goodness :toofunny:

Flopga is over 'cause Slayga is back :gaycat:

You're stinky
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Dark Anatomy
Just now, PartySick said:

Goodness :toofunny:

Flopga is over 'cause Slayga is back :gaycat:

THIS NEEDS TO BE THE NEW MOTTO OF THE FANBASE. I ****ING LIIIIVVVVVEEEEE.

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PartySick
1 minute ago, Strigoi said:

THIS NEEDS TO BE THE NEW MOTTO OF THE FANBASE. I ****ING LIIIIVVVVVEEEEE.

Wait 'til after LG5 goes 17x platinum :giveup: we don't want to jinx it :gaycat:

You're stinky
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Dark Anatomy
4 minutes ago, ViviLittleM said:

We don't know if she's over

LG5 will tell us.

Sis, she aint over. :derpga: 

She's literally the most relevant she's ever been. 

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JustAnotherDay

Dope is one of the best songs she has ever made so don't even try it.

was NickARTPOP
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Brooke Candy
6 minutes ago, ViviLittleM said:

And Dope is one of the best in the album STFU

SHE IS NOT.

LG5 WILL SLAY AND SMASH! ACCEPT IT!

buy 'Paper or Plastic' by Brooke candy on iTunes NOW!!
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littlepotter

You have slayed me :giveup:

It's like one of the only lists that don't sound too delusional and desperate. Tho I wouldnt say the superbowl national anthem didnt 'steal the entire show' lol. Beyonce, hello.

chaeri pls
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KARMA

Don't be too optimistic about LG5, we will never know the truth

just remain neutral about this situation until we know the answer :toofunny:

we'll see more meltdown if it really flops :toofunny:

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LUO YI
12 minutes ago, KARMA said:

Don't be too optimistic about LG5, we will never know the truth

just remain neutral about this situation until we know the answer :toofunny:

we'll see more meltdown if it really flops :toofunny:

Tell that to those delusional fans (like BrCdy :stalkga: )they hype themselves. We have to wait till the album drops

The night sky tells all
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