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Ted Cruz's college roommate exposes him on Twitter


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Prismatic
36 minutes ago, LebaneseDude said:

Before we go any further, how old are you? :emma:

Kiiiii :laughga:

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ryanripley
59 minutes ago, LebaneseDude said:

Before we go any further, how old are you? :emma:

20 :giveup: 

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LebaneseDude
13 minutes ago, ryanripley said:

20 :giveup: 

Photo or Passport ID please :gaycat:

Jk... I'll explain but I won't be responsible for corrupting the youth

Cruz has been harping about sexual deviancy, talking about masturbation as if it's a bad thing to appeal to conservatives. His roommate just implied that this is news to him, because Ted Cruz was always touching himself during college.

Regarding the second tweet, he's implying that Cruz is the dildo.

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ryanripley
1 minute ago, LebaneseDude said:

Photo or Passport ID please :gaycat:

Jk... I'll explain but I won't be responsible for corrupting the youth

Cruz has been harping about sexual deviancy, talking about masturbation as if it's a bad thing to appeal to conservatives. His roommate just implied that this is new to him, because Ted Cruz was always touching himself during college.

Regarding the second tweet, he's implying that Cruz is the dildo.

i must be missing something that's super obvious :toofunny: so he's basically calling cruz a dildo?

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LebaneseDude
Just now, ryanripley said:

i must be missing something that's super obvious :toofunny: so he's basically calling cruz a dildo?

Yes. 

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AJH219

I'm about to scream in the library :air:  :air: This is such delicious tea :deadbanana:

 

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Lion Heart

A dikk and a dildo run for office one day.. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and his name is Ted Cruz

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