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I had a dream Gaga ruined her career


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homomo

So, I had a dream last night about the Oscar performance. 

It started out with the violins all peaceful. Only them on stage and no Gaga. Then, when the first verse was supposed to come on, a heavy metal version starts blasting and Gaga burst on to stage dressed as Jo Calderone, and goes into full-out screamo-mode, shouting "F@CK YOU SONY. TILL IT HAPPENS TO YOU. YOU WILL NEVER F@CKING KNOW HOW IT FEELS."... She then goes up to a guitarist, starts making out with him, then shouts "KESHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA" and then Kesha comes out dressed like the Tik Tok video and does a gibberish rap verse, and sings "Illuminati party. Wanna see my body?" 

:flop::flop::flop: 

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eifulien

What bothers me is that Gaga is actually capable of this. But let's hope it was a dream, not a prophecy. Gags knows that the suicidal rate after such a performance on our forum would be too high! :flop::awkney:

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Swan Heart

oh, that would be dope

They say it's the last song. They don't know us, you see. It's only the last song if we let it be.
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What About Us

Oh, wow! :toofunny: I don't know what to think. I'm laughing too hard right now. XD

Promise I'll always be there. Promise I'll be the cure.
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