Didymus 34,380 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 The Internet is buzzing about Lady Gaga’s hair stylist suddenly quitting after accusing her of being a devil worshipper — which is what everyone thought she was anyway. Michael Pooter, who cut Gaga’s hair since January 2010, took his family and went into hiding after making some wild accusations about the pop star. Pooter said he decided to quit because he couldn’t take her staring at him anymore. He said in an interview for “Stylists of the Whores” magazine that when he confronted her about the staring, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone. "She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling..... "YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*" Michael, recently took his family and is living in an undisclosed location for the protection of his family. Just to bring some perspective to the Leo mess Post your opinion and memories of this 2011 GEM! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Gaga 22,982 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,736 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Wasn't there a thread about this like a week ago But, yes, this is ICONIC I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEARTHUNTER 7,611 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus 34,380 Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 Just now, Sunny said: Wasn't there a thread about this like a week ago Whoops Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair 2,000 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I'm jealous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nino 12 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Sunny said: Wasn't there a thread about this like a week ago But, yes, this is ICONIC Aren't there threads about this monthly? So iconic we have so much to say about it years later Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,736 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Just now, Nino said: Aren't there threads about this monthly? So iconic we have so much to say about it years later True I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katharine Hepburn 4,607 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I can't stop laughing sounds like a 13 year old tried to write a creepy pasta xoxo Joanne Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTommyBitch 12,640 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I hadn't heard this in its entirety before, what a queen When will your fave float 3 feet above the ground and speak in different tongues 私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen 99 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 I knew this would be it, I love it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fame Romance 10,517 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 POOTer tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoshLife 17,002 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 omg I actually never knew where "your god is not here michael" came from. thank you for posting this! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spock 20,290 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 When will "delete it fat" who will love me when the night is over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sizzily 14,543 Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 The best fake celebrity story. Tears in the rain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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