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It started out, I was clearly a big f*g, but didn't act like one. i was just gay! I knew it! Her singles and music has followed, chronologically, my life. LITERALLY!

 

Just Dance - I started to drink and have fun, and was able to forget about my sordid sexuality

Poker Face - Nobody knew I was gay. I guess I had on my Poker Face :coffee:

Bad Romance - When this song came out I legitimately fell in love with a guy that I have never forgotten. It was the worst thing that's ever happened to me!

 

Then, I got OUTED! By people I had known in high school. I really started to struggle with my sexuality, because now a lot of people knew, and treated me terribly.

 

Born This Way - This song randomly came out right when I was struggling with my sexuality.

Marry the Night - I would always smoke alone outside every night because I was so sad. Then the video came out and she was smoking in a car at night. Maybe all depressed people smoke outside at night.

 

Then I slowly started to build my life back up, alone for the most part because I had to drop all the people I knew because they either treated me like crap, or had dropped me because of my sexuality, or because they were drug addicts and alcoholics, or were just bad for me. and Gaga had "flopped", much like my disastrous life.

 

Applause - PUT YOUR HANDS UP MAKE EM TOUCH. I still listen to this song every day! It's my gym song! it's my every minute of the day song! It is my favorite song in the world! I can't believe this song came out at a time I was so depressed and sad, and had everything fallen apart, and this song came out and it's like a big F U.

 

You expect to keep crying but then you order people to clap for you. So domineering. I love it <3 ___ <3

and, Gaga started to prove herself to the world, low-key.

 

AND, simultaneously I started to prove myself. I graduated college, where none of those rat-b*stards did, or even came close to. I then got a GREAT job, and all of these other low-lives are working minimum wage with no hopes for the future! I'm going to get a Master's (knock on wood) and continue to propel myself up higher and higher while the scum that brought me down shall remain invisible and forgotten! I work out for the past 6 years and look AMAZING! These other SCUM have their teeth falling out from drugs! They will never be anything! PUT UR HANDS UP MAKE EM TOUCH! ABWHAUWHAUHWUAHWHAUWAUHWHUAW

 

And so Gaga is a fortune teller, and eveyrthing she releases, becomes my life!!! I hope her next song is called "Yaxley the Muh-Muh-Muh-Millionaire, Muh muh muh muh"

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Warholian

Gaga's next single confirmed to be called "banned"? 

Kevin Parker, Mac Demarco, Mark Ronson, and a stoned Lady Gaga. Need I say more?
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President Trump
2 minutes ago, Warholian said:

Gaga's next single confirmed to be called "banned"? 

NO

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Life is but a dream sweetheart <3

Gaga is very relatable.

The future's uncertain and the end is always near.
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Solitaire

Honestly this is eerily similar to something I've noticed in my own life, but my situations tend to parallel Gaga's personal life more than her artistic works. It's weird. :wtfga:

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FRANK1991

so when Gaga retires your so called "life" will be over? 

:emma:

JK funny title though

:wtfga:

Cause once you let it go you better know it's gone
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President Trump
10 minutes ago, Solitaire said:

Honestly this is eerily similar to something I've noticed in my own life, but my situations tend to parallel Gaga's personal life more than her artistic works. It's weird. :wtfga:

the only parallel i have is i got torn down when she did, and then when she started to prove herself i did too. but i have nothing in common with her fabulous relationship with taylor lautner or whoever :SOBS:

 

3 minutes ago, frankguo8 said:

so when Gaga retires your so called "life" will be over? 

:emma:

JK funny title though

:wtfga:

she cant retire soon enough in that case :noose1:

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Haroon

I thought you meant that following Gaga's career is your life and I was gonna come in here and be like "you're not alone, we're on GGD after all :derpga: "

That is freaky in a cool way :laughga: Glad to hear that things are going well for you :flutter: 

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Lies. The Edge Of Glory was about death and you unfortunately lived long enough to call Lady Gaga a flop :grr:

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jk lub you :flower:

 

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39 minutes ago, Nino said:

Lies. The Edge Of Glory was about death and you unfortunately lived long enough to call Lady Gaga a flop :grr:

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jk lub you :flower:

 

 

yes born this way was clearly trying to make things happy and exciting with uplifting songs, like my life at the time, but it came crashing down in the end with admitting that it still suxxed. even gaga said so.

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7 hours ago, Yaxley said:

Applause - PUT YOUR HANDS UP MAKE EM TOUCH. I still listen to this song every day! It's my gym song! it's my every minute of the day song! It is my favorite song in the world! I can't believe this song came out at a time I was so depressed and sad, and had everything fallen apart, and this song came out and it's like a big F U.

Mmm yeah it is a great song  I have really felt it being deserving of mega applause. It can be like you just feel it in your head you don't need to actually see anyone clapping to know you are appreciated.

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Hola Soraya

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Haven't you heard? She's a witch. Be thankful she didn't condemn you to flop for eternity! :lolga:

P.S I'm glad that things are going well for you! :D

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Planning any trips soon? :stalkga: 

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