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If LG5 isn't out before Q3 2016?


Nino

If LG5 aint coming q2 what would you do?  

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  1. 1. If LG5 aint coming q2 what would you do?

    • Nothing, you can't rush perfection, obviously
      34
    • Slight frustration
      34
    • Like enormous hip 2.0 meltdown
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    • :neyde: *ripping up stan card*
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    • Buy MDNA on iTunes
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Rat Boy

LG5 is a conspiracy. 'Lady Gaga' was a social experiment created by 12 Danish scientists who aimed to observe the impact that celebrity figures have on the lives of young people aged between 12-25. The experiment took a turn for the worst when Interscope employee Troy Carter found out about the experiment and tried to cease it from carrying on. Troy notified several media outlets (including Angela Cheng News and Perezhilton.com) about the experiment which caused major set backs for the researchers. Earlier this year, Perez broke his silence and exposed the experiment to Madonna Ciccone who then organised a meeting with TMZ to tell them about the Danish scientists and their plans. Spies working for the scientists then kidnapped and d--gged Ms, Ciccone at the 2015 MET Gala in an attempt to stop the truth from getting out. Following this hiccup Angela Cheng was captured and murdered. The spies spared Perez and Troy but have told them that if they ever talk about the 'real' Lady Gaga again they will experience a similar fate to Angela. The group of scientists are not sure if they will receive enough funding for LG5 given the recent interruptions and inconveniences.

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1 minute ago, Mer Boy said:

LG5 is a conspiracy. 'Lady Gaga' was a social experiment created by 12 Danish scientists to see the impact that a celebrity figure has on the lives of young people aged between 12-25. The experiment took a turn for the worst when Interscope employee Troy Carter found out about the experiment and tried to cease it from carrying on. Troy notified several media outlets such as Angela Cheng News and Perez Hilton which caused major set backs. The group of scientists are not sure if they will receive enough funding for LG5 given the recent interruptions.

Angela Cheng was on the side of the little nasties the whole time. 

A reverse reverse warholian experience :gaycat:

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2 minutes ago, Nino said:

Angela Cheng was on the side of the little nasties the whole time. 

A reverse reverse warholian experience :gaycat:

She was always looking over us

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But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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Mobster
Just now, Prince JG said:

Oops :ohno: Fixed! 

Oh, okay... I googled MDMA and it's some sort of ecstasy, so I thought you actually meant that :rip:

But I'm only a man and I do what I can.
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Sizzily

That would be 3 years since ARTPOP, I don't know if I can go that long without new pop music :giveup:

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Haroon

I'd be fine :laughga: I'm not DYING for new music or anything, I'm pretty content at the moment. Unless the hype starts building or something, then I might get a bit impatient eventually but for now and the forseeable future I'm kinda like neutral :duck: 

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Arizona Sky

I'd be really disappointed she didn't take advantage of the opportunities given to her during the 1st half of the year. I might give it a chance but I'll have high expectations for the album & if they aren't met, then I'll unstan.

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socotra

I think that at this point, quality trumps arrival. She's not being rushed or anything and she has all the time she needs so if she releases in 2017 or later... I don't think it'd be the worst thing. From a commercial perspective however, I think she needs to release in 2016 and no later than that.

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Pandacadabra

Well I know I'm not burning my stan card ever, I'm in too deep to be saved. It'd be very tough for her if she releases on the 3rd and 4th quarters, we all know Katy is releasing and I'm not here for a "Prism is better" delusion 2.0. The possibility of a Taylor Swift lead single, Beyonce and Britney both working on new albums, etc. She has higher odds of kicking off an era with less comparisons and less chart competition in the early half of 2016 but either way I dont care much about chart performance but I know at this point in her career she needs hits for longevity and be commercially appealing so she can continue doing what she wants.

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Gaga isn't a product or a machine. I don't expect her to crank out new material at a certain rate to meet my satisfaction. I want new Gaga material, but if it took her another 5-10 YEARS to release an album I wouldn't be mad at her. I'd still be here excited for new songs and performances.

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Nothing. :rip:

But we better have 2-3 singles and at least 2 MVs by that time. Or else, we'll have the biggest meltdown this fanbase had ever encountered. :laughga:

All I ever wanted was 🅻🅾🆅🅴
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1 hour ago, Mer Boy said:

LG5 is a conspiracy. 'Lady Gaga' was a social experiment created by 12 Danish scientists who aimed to observe the impact that celebrity figures have on the lives of young people aged between 12-25. The experiment took a turn for the worst when Interscope employee Troy Carter found out about the experiment and tried to cease it from carrying on. Troy notified several media outlets (including Angela Cheng News and Perezhilton.com) about the experiment which caused major set backs for the researchers. Earlier this year, Perez broke his silence and exposed the experiment to Madonna Ciccone who then organised a meeting with TMZ to tell them about the Danish scientists and their plans. Spies working for the scientists then kidnapped and d--gged Ms, Ciccone at the 2015 MET Gala in an attempt to stop the truth from getting out. Following this hiccup Angela Cheng was captured and murdered. The spies spared Perez and Troy but have told them that if they ever talk about the 'real' Lady Gaga they will experience a similar fate to Angela. The group of scientists are not sure if they will receive enough funding for LG5 given the recent interruptions and inconveniences.

Wait, what is this? Is this some kind of joke or what? :laughga:

It seems Little Detectives are really working hard on doing their job. LOL :toofunny:

All I ever wanted was 🅻🅾🆅🅴
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