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1. Nicki Minaj = 麻辣鸡 = Spicy Chicken

[Nicki Minaj = 麻辣鸡 = Spicy Chicken]
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2. Avril Lavigne = 酵母 = Yeast

[Avril Lavigne = 酵母 = Yeast]
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3. Justin Bieber = 丁日 = ****

[Justin Bieber = 丁日 = ****]
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4. Kim Kardashian = 金大妈 = Aunt Kim

[Kim Kardashian = 金大妈 = Aunt Kim]
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5. Jay Leno = 下巴 = The Chin

[Jay Leno = 下巴 = The Chin]
Jemal Countess / Getty Images

6. Lady Gaga = 康敏苏 = Coming Soon*

[Lady Gaga = 康敏苏 = Coming Soon*]
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*Because her album is always coming soon.

7. Ellie Goulding = 绵羊 = Sheep*

[Ellie Goulding = 绵羊 = Sheep*]
Quinn Rooney / Getty Images

*Because she sounds like a sheep.

8. Jennifer Lawrence = 大表姐 = Eldest Cousin*

[Jennifer Lawrence = 大表姐 = Eldest Cousin*]
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*Because she’s cool like the oldest cousin.

9. Eminem = 拇爷 = Grandfather Thumb

[Eminem = 拇爷 = Grandfather Thumb]
Michael Loccisano / Getty Images

10. Tom Hardy = 汤老湿 = Always Wet

[Tom Hardy = 汤老湿 = Always Wet]
Tommaso Boddi / Getty Images

11. Matt Bomer = 孔雀 = Peacock*

[Matt Bomer = 孔雀 = Peacock*]
Jason Merritt / Getty Images

*Because peacocks are perfection.

12. Ed Sheeran = 毛绒绒 = Furry & Cute

[Ed Sheeran = 毛绒绒 = Furry & Cute]
Santiago Felipe / Getty Images

13. Miley Cyrus = 舌婊 = Tongue Bitch

[Miley Cyrus = 舌婊 = Tongue Bitch]
Theo Wargo / Getty Images

14. Lana Del Rey = 打雷姐 = Thunder Sister

[Lana Del Rey = 打雷姐 = Thunder Sister]
Giuseppe Cacace / AFP / Getty Images

15. Calvin Harris = 高富帅 = Tall, Rich, Hot

[Calvin Harris = 高富帅 = Tall, Rich, Hot]
Tristan Fewings / Getty Images

16. Britney Spears = 小甜甜 = Little Sweetie OR 星巴克 = Queen Of Starbucks

[Britney Spears = 小甜甜 = Little Sweetie OR 星巴克 = Queen Of Starbucks]
Jason Merritt / Getty Images

17. Justin Timberlake = 贾老板 = Boss Jia*

[Justin Timberlake = 贾老板 = Boss Jia*]
Jason Merritt / Getty Images

*Jia sounds like his name.

18. Meryl Streep = 梅姨 = Auntie Mei

[Meryl Streep = 梅姨 = Auntie Mei]
John Phillips / Getty Images

19. The Weeknd = 盆栽哥 = Brother Potted Plant

[The Weeknd = 盆栽哥 = Brother Potted Plant]
Ethan Miller / Getty Images

20. Bruno Mars = 火星哥 = Mars Brother

[Bruno Mars = 火星哥 = Mars Brother]
Pool / Getty Images

21. Rihanna = 山东天后 = Queen Of ShaDong Province

[Rihanna = 山东天后 = Queen Of ShaDong Province]
Christopher Polk / Getty Images

*Because “We Found Love” sound like “潍坊的爱”which means“love from weifang.” Weifang is a city in ShanDong province

22. Taylor Swift = 霉霉 = Unlucky* or 公车霉 = Bus**

[Taylor Swift = 霉霉 = Unlucky* or 公车霉 = Bus**]
Fernando Leon / Getty Images

*Unlucky because of love
** Bus because she has dated a bus load of men

23. Kesha = 钱婆 = Money Woman

[Kesha = 钱婆 = Money Woman]
Alberto E. Rodriguez / Getty Images

24. Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*

[Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*]
Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images

*Cows are seen as awesome. It basically means “awesome sister.”

25. Ariana Grande = 小牛牛 = Little Cow*

[Ariana Grande = 小牛牛 = Little Cow*]
Tommaso Boddi / Getty Images

*Again, “cow” means awesome.

26. One Direction = 小破团 = Little Broken Team

[One Direction = 小破团 = Little Broken Team]
Stephen Lovekin / Getty Images

27. Demi Lovato = 呆米 = Rock Princess

[Demi Lovato = 呆米 = Rock Princess]
Ethan Miller / Getty Images

28. Selena Gomez = 傻脸 = Silly Face

[Selena Gomez = 傻脸 = Silly Face]
Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images

29. Kristen Stewart = l面瘫女 = Stone Faced Girl

[Kristen Stewart = l面瘫女 = Stone Faced Girl]
Jason Merritt / Getty Images

30. Carly Rae Jepsen = Squat Sister*

[Carly Rae Jepsen = Squat Sister*]
Cindy Ord / Getty Images

*Because she’s always squatting on her album covers.

31. Ryan Gosling = 高司令 = High General

[Ryan Gosling = 高司令 = High General]
Brad Barket / Getty Images

32. Gisele Bundchen = 吉娘娘 = Queen G

[Gisele Bundchen = 吉娘娘 = Queen G]
Chung Sung-jun / Getty Images

33. Katy Perry = 水果姐 = Fruit Sister

[Katy Perry = 水果姐 = Fruit Sister]
Tasso Marcelo / AFP / Getty Images

34. Benedict Cumberbatch = 卷福 = Curly Blessing

[Benedict Cumberbatch = 卷福 = Curly Blessing]

 

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6. Lady Gaga = 康敏苏 = Coming Soon*:stalkga:

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24. Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*

[Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*]
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*Cows are seen as awesome. It basically means “awesome sister.”:nick:

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24. Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*

[Mariah Carey = 牛姐 = Cow Sister*]
Jamie Mccarthy / Getty Images

*Cows are seen as awesome. It basically means “awesome sister.”:nick:

omg. I thought it was their version of "Moomoo" or "Mooriah." :air:

I'm not a woman. I'm not a man. I am something that you'll never understand.
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Coming Soon. :air:

Unlucky/Bus. :air:

Squat Sister. :air:

Cow Sister. :air:

Little Cow. :air:

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I'm not a woman. I'm not a man. I am something that you'll never understand.
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No lies detected :reductive2: 

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Queen of Starbucks :sharon:

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I saw this months ago. It's still very hilarious! :lmao:

They also call Ariana Grande "Little Cow", Leonardo DiCaprio "Pikachu" and Katy Perry "Fruit Sister". :smh:

Those are the only ones I remember. I think the Gaga one is new tho.

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