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Los Angeles Time: Lady Gaga makes a great turban-wearing immortal


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"Speaking of feeling something, let's cut to the best part, Lady Gaga’s entrance. As far as entrances go in “American Horror Story” (and there have been some) this may actually be a favorite. It’s basically show creator's Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk’s spin on “The Hunger’s” 1983 opening titles featuring vampires David Bowie and Catherine Deneuve. The two troll a goth club dancing to Bauhaus’ “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” in search of a meal. It is quite possibly one of the very best vampire moments in all of horror-dom, and if you haven't seen it please stop doing whatever it is you're doing right now and get on that. "

"The FX version wasn’t crazy inspired, but if you enjoy immortals that like to get dressed up for kinky romps before devouring their prey, well then yes, this hits all the vamp sweet spots. The entire scene is set to “Tear You Apart” by She Wants Revenge. Back at the hotel the impossibly good looking couple of Matt Bomer and Lady Gaga get ready for a night out. Dressed in ensembles only the criminally attractive can pull off, the two saunter off to  Hollywood Forever Cemetery, where apparently their super power is never having to wait in lines to watch movies next to drunk millennials.

While “Nosferatu” plays in the background, Gaga and Bomer seduce a handsome pair nearby, just by looking them. It’s delightful, and pairs up pretty spectacularly with "Nosferatu." Naturally, the next step is to take the new couple home to their satin, circular bed (is there any other kind) and engage in free loving vampire style s-x before cutting the throats of their victims and feasting on their blood. Bonus part, no fangs. They use their accessories for murder."

"Paulson dies but Bomer lives, thanks to the magically appearing Gaga, who pops out of nowhere and tells Iris, "Your son has a jawline for days." And that probably means "I'm going to turn him into an immortal but he's going to have to live on blood to survive."

"what worked really worked -- specifically the immortal orgy. That was pretty great"

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-american-horror-story-hotel-recap-20151008-story.html

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sarahb

I didn't realise this was about AHS at first so the thread title confused the hell out of me :dies:

Do you feel him sir?
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