Alien Tulip 12,428 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 She started off as an italian guidette performing at festivals, clubs, and bars trying to get noticed. She was different and s-xy but also very edgy with how she made her own outfits Stefani then dyed her hair blonde with lavender streaks just to see how she would look and she loved it. She and her friends went to a diner one day and met a guy who she will then start dating and move into his apartment in brooklyn in an italian neighborhood Bay Ridge They lived together for two years, she cooked spaghetti and meatballs for him almost everyday and they planned on getting engaged soon until one dark day occurred. A UFO flew over the houses of brooklyn. Out of nowhere a huge beaming light shined through their bedroom and abducted Stefani. Stefani slept with her normal makeup on because she lived a glamorous life. Out of nowhere she started screaming and her boyfriend woke up in shock when he found the aliens probing Stefani and turning her into an alien. Out of nowhere an eyeball started growing out of her chin and horns protruded out of her face and shoulders. Her thick black eye makeup remained the same but the aliens chopped up her bangs and her hair became massive. Stefani then floated out of the bedroom window and has since then became Mother Monster. The aliens chose Stefani out of all 8 billion people in the world, to become mother of all monsters. Mother Monster then started giving birth to liters of little monsters every few minutes and that's how we were burn. This is how we all looked the day we came out of mother monsters womb WE ARE ALL ONE RACE! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnglerfishbraBENUS 5,734 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 wheres the lie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen 30,423 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 spill the t alien Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Biden 5,898 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 My piano teacher is friends wrh that poor boyfriend who she was taken away from I got drunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Tulip 12,428 Posted September 30, 2015 Author Share Posted September 30, 2015 My piano teacher is friends wrh that poor boyfriend who she was taken away fromTell him my condolences are with him but to be fair if she never got abducted and was still with him then you and I wouldn't be typing this since she gave birth to us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Biden 5,898 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Tell him my condolences are with him but to be fair if she never got abducted and was still with him then you and I wouldn't be typing this since she gave birth to us. True. It's still cool. He got to watch her early performances. Might even have unseen performance vids I got drunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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