VOLANTIS 16,406 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I didn't ask my Gay friends their advise before I.. I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwontell 7,312 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "...so yes, my fans are the very worst, but guess what? They're the worst towards me as well and you don't see me b---hing about it". ATTENTION: (bad) jokes and sarcasm are still a thing, so don't take everything I say literally. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego 44,165 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "Let me tell you honestly...I don't know what the f*ck I have to do with Katy Perry...I mean, our music is very different, we couldn't be more different" FreePalestine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chromatislaps 34,851 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "I loathe reality, that's why I am an escapist in my art. Ever since I was 13 I have been inspired by Charlie and the chocolate factory, and that's part of my ARTPOP now. One second I'm a oompa-loompa fan, suddenly oompa-loompa is me"." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creyk 17,817 Posted September 27, 2015 Author Share Posted September 27, 2015 "And that's basically why I'm better than Katy Perry." AAAAHHHHH The SCREAM I just let out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwontell 7,312 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I've just realized how much she gesticulates when she talks...it's weird. ATTENTION: (bad) jokes and sarcasm are still a thing, so don't take everything I say literally. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugarfall 3,723 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 ''I did my own make up today'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharamon 6,839 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 ''Well im italian you know'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Gaga 22,920 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "You know, I always used to say to people, when they would say, 'Oh, she's the next Madonna.' No, I'm the next Iron Maiden" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaneybaby 450 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "So I fell in some nuclear waste and I thought I was gonna come out a superhero right? No, I came out this orange color." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brooke Candy 3,970 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "And that's basically why I'm better than Katy Perry." "My ARTPOP could mean anything. But it mostly means I have to kill the b---h who left the spray tan door locked." My poor peasants think that I'm working on a pop album, little did they know that I'm working on my second jazz album with the queen tony. "I loathe reality, that's why I am an escapist in my art. Ever since I was 13 I have been inspired by Charlie and the chocolate factory, and that's part of my ARTPOP now. One second I'm a oompa-loompa fan, suddenly oompa-loompa is me"." oh my god buy 'Paper or Plastic' by Brooke candy on iTunes NOW!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego 44,165 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "My fans are so intelligent, I love them so much. Once I joined to my fansite Gagadaily and I wanted to reward them with a new song but guess what? Little c*nts banned me! Ahh those were the days..." FreePalestine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miky 9,491 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I don't need to understand a pineapple to eat a banana. Too many people here with moral superiority complex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Child 18,997 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "And you know that's basically why you won't ever get the do what u want music video" ‘If religion be the cause of disunity, then irreligion is surely to be preferred.’ ‘Abdu’l-Bahá Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lego 44,165 Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 "So the people at Hearst Castle said we'll let you film G.U.Y. video here, if you agree to save Madonna from deterioration. And I said yes I'll do it." (I'm talking about the statue of course) FreePalestine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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