untitled 2,755 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 We find out she hasn't been singing jazz since she was 13 💋 Lead Me to War With Your Brilliant Erection 🚬 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clip 5,100 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Gaga retires to become a farmer.So she could marry Taylor with a corncob bouquet and dance inside the barn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreyw 4,285 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 LG5 lead single to sound like this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bette Davis 12,742 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Gaga endorses Donald Trump for president Cold as ice cream, but still as sweet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryBlond 14,822 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 - Gaga decides to get married and pregnant during LG5's album campaign, resulting in barely any promo.- Gaga gets pregnant just before the tour for LG5 starts and she has to cancel the entire thing.- Gaga hires every generic EDM producer on the block for her next album and and features some of the most basic pop stars on her work.- Gaga decides to give up pop music entirely to focus completely on jazz.- Gaga decides to retire from music completely so she can be a full-time housewife and mother.I literally don't know how I would cope if she did that last one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JanPianoMusic 730 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Gaga decides to make LG5 a greatest hits album without any original music You will never please everyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimisaMonster 31,073 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Gaga deciding she went TOO dark with LG5 and needs to release another jazz record to recover her positivity before she puts it out #LG52018 Stream my new single, 💜"Heartbeat"💜, on Spotify! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimisaMonster 31,073 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Gaga and RedOne got into a heated argument in the studio and they are no longer working together...As a result, Gaga has said RedOne will no longer be the main producer of LG5 and his work will be replaced by ACT II outtakes Stream my new single, 💜"Heartbeat"💜, on Spotify! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas 26,802 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 The next album is jazz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMKKARDASHiAN 8,570 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Not really OT but I think it would be hilarious if gaga just trolled us and released a fake album release date with some obscure date like April 17 2021. And was just completely serious and did interviews on it and spoke about it then surprise dropped it in like January 2016. Just for fun haha. If I were gaga I would do s**t like this all the time. Wait, is that what all the betrayals have been?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clip 5,100 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Some posts here are making me feel like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Down 2,807 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Also she'll continuously bleach her eyebrows. OMG no this no please Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit 15,807 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 if Gaga killed her boyfriend and everything about the paparazzi video was an exact prediction. “For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.” ― Jean Dubuffet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didymus 34,379 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Someone working for her leaks a video recording of Gaga talking **** about her fans. Some examples: "If another one of those fags dares to YASSSSS me again, I swear to God, Taylor, I'll knock him out!" "Did you see what that fan was wearing? *laughs for a full minute*" "Did you remember to make my donation to Donald Trump?" "I don't know if I can do the show tonight.. I'm so ****ing tired of singing these basic ass tunes all night. I didn't even write them." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlopSlurper 34,336 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 If it turns out that she doesn't have a dick after all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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