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Phoenix

"Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs"

:trollga:

:lmao: 

Before I joined GGD I thought "call me legs" is some popular american phrase that makes sense :rip: 

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Radio Ga Ga

Oh, take me down to the river
Underneath the blood-orange sun
Say my name like a scripture
Keep my heart beating like a drum

-Katy Perry (Legendary Lovers)

makes me cringe so much when she (her team) tries to appropriate eastern culture into her music

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PartySick

*copy-pastes lyrics of Stupid Ho by Nicki Minaj*

Mmm I vote for Stupid Hoe too.

Ice my wrist-es then I piss on b---hes
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, give b---hes the business

Look Bubbles, go back to ya habitat
MJ gone and I ain't havin that
How you gonna be the stunt double to the n*gga monkey??
Top of that I'm in the Phantom lookin hella chonky

What? :toofunny: 
 

You're stinky
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Britney Spears - Email My Heart

E-mail my heart and say our love will never die
and that I know you're out there and I know that you still care.
Email me back and say our love will stay alive.
Forever, Email my heart.

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"It's all on you, it's all on you
It's all on you, so what you wanna do?
And if you don't have a clue
Not a clue, I'll tell you what to do
Come harder just because
I don't like it, like it too soft
I like it a little rough
Not too much, but maybe just enough"

This whole song is like :saladga:


 

Dreaming is free
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XGirlfriend

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains..."

excuse me no 

shak is a lyrical genius :miley:

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barcodemonster

You're a vegetable..a vegatabbndjdjdkel - Wanna Be Startin Something, Michael Jackson

scan my barcode
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''I am yo leader, yes I am yo leader, you're not a belieber, suck a big d*ck'' - Nicki Minaj's ''Beez In The Trap''

nnn the lyrics are from i am your leader not beez in the trap 

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Do you recal not long ago we would walk on the sidewalks :saladga:

 

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

 

 

Don't visit my profile
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do you ever feel like a plastic bag

Sometimes I wish my skin was a costume
That I could just unzip
And strip

This is stupid
I'm not stupid
Dont talk to me
Like Im stupid
I still love you
But I just cant do this
I may be dumb but
I'm not stupid

If everything was everything
But everything is over
Everything could be everything
If only we were older

most of roman reloaded (stupid hoe i am your leader come on a cone etc) 

Look, describe Iggy, ground breaking what the word is
Hit the stage, yeah, shake it like I'm nervous

 

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Phoenix

I only wanna die alive, never by the hands of the broken heart.

 

now that I've become who I really are :neyde: 

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River

My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle-man
The tree-top swinger from jungle-land
Come, baby come,
I will take you for a swing
Let's go, honey, I'm tinkeling

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
He's really cute, and his hair is long
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong

So listen to the Jungle -song:

I am Tarzan from Jungle,
you can be my friend

I am Jane, and I love to ride an elephant

Go cheetah get banana hey money get funky

:toofunny:

 

So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy
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tomsches

"Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my b---hes with a fat ass in the ****ing club
I said, where my fat ass big b---hes in the club?
**** the skinny b---hes! **** the skinny b---hes in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass b---hes in the mutha****in' club
**** you if you skinny b---hes, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass"

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