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What are the dumbest lyrics you've ever heard in songs? Post examples. 9f1de191.gif


These stand out for me, even tho shakira one is a childhood bop:

Shakira - "Whenever, Wherever"
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains..."

Beyonce - "World Wide Woman"
"...baby if you connect with me I'm just like your high speed cable."

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Shakira - "Whenever, Wherever"
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains..."

I HAD NO IDEA SHE SAYS THAT :lmao: wow. thank u. 

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I HAD NO IDEA SHE SAYS THAT :lmao: wow. thank u. 

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it...

:fan: 

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Flippy

ATRL! Ha impact! I c u

Anyways,

"Before you came into my life I missed you so much"

And that one about bad hygiene from Demi

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''I am yo leader, yes I am yo leader, you're not a belieber, suck a big d*ck'' - Nicki Minaj's ''I Am Yo Leader''

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PrinceGaga

Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Stop! Now make that motherf*cker hammer time like

Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble
I’m st-stacking my paper my wallet look like a bible :awkney: 

Actually the whole song is awful :awkney: 

 

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''I am yo leader, yes I am yo leader, you're not a belieber, suck a big d*ck'' - Nicki Minaj's ''Beez In The Trap''

belieber :rip: 

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