Mark 4,065 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 “Delete it fat” is the Citizen Kane of fan fiction. A tale so absurd, yet finely detailed and hilarious, that it went viral and forever raised the bar for online trolling. In case you missed it, the completely fake story goes a little something like this. An overweight fan thanksDemi Lovato for saving her life in a meet and greet. The pop star’s response? “You’ll die soon enough, fatty.” That’s followed by a cruel taunt and, infamously, a vagina flick. We all know it never happened, but the hitmaker puts the urban legend to rest once and for all in a magazine column. When asked the most ridiculous thing she’s ever read about herself, the 23-year-old replies: “that I flicked a girl’s vagina in a meet and greet.” She just put MythBustersout of business! Apart from setting the record straight about “delete it fat,” Demi is busy promoting smash hit “Cool For The Summer.” The follow-up, “Confident,”surfaced online yesterday (August 24) and we now know that her Iggy Azaleacollaboration is called “Kingdom Come.” http://www.idolator.com/7605589/demi-lovato-denies-vagina-flick-fake-delete-fat-story 00026 † 10000 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyliesChild 16,907 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Next story: Water is actually wet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexxyC 203 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 delete it fat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Boy 43,590 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 *whale noises* "****ing rat" - @Dynamite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LePetitGAGABLover 21,234 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 *whale noises* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gohan 16,447 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 LIES! SHE FLICKED MINE WHEN SHE CAME ON PARAGUAY!She said that I'm very fatty and that I should go to the gym to get Cool For The Summer.She even sang a little bit of it just for me "Don't tell your mother, cholesterol in order. Give me your cheeseburger... We're fat for the summer!" ? tryna go ask Alice, tryna catch that rabbit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitcherelIa 265 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Who cares?!?!11111 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 98,030 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hope 2,030 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwontell 7,312 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Trying to cover up, hun? ATTENTION: (bad) jokes and sarcasm are still a thing, so don't take everything I say literally. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry 26,836 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 "hope you like my boobies" How much harder could this girl try to have her controversial slutty image changing moment? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Pinkman 4,660 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I never found that whole thing amusing or funny. It just seemed very middle schoolish to me...Anyway I love these new s-xy looks shes been rocking lately. She looks great. It's science, bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkchylde 14,857 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I don't trust this vagina-flicking grammy-thirsty chanteuse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gianni Versace 2,987 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 see you in court for s-xual harassment fat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tove Lo 2,481 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I see all of you never saw the thread of this same thing earlier. hop on that **** like a maniac Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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