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SHADY VH1: The 11 Hottest Singers Who Can’t Really Sing


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LoveandMagic

This is one shady list indeed!  I don't agree with some of the people on this list but they were spot on with others for sure.   :yes:

​Same here. Won't name names though. No need to start page long arguments. :usrs:

But boy, the hate mail they will be getting...:shocked:

Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax."
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Alcina Dimitrescu

Lana can sing tho :air:

Katy and Rihanna too as long as they're standing in one place.

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StrawberryBlond

Britney could sing brilliantly...once. It's very heartbreaking to look back on the videos of her singing as a kid because she had it. But it seemed her voice was naturally tailored for jazz, country, soul and gospel music better than pop. When she went pop, her naturally good voice went away, never to be found again. I don't know if she still can sing a bit, but there's very little evidence out there.

The Lana one is definitely outdated. The explanation proves that it was completely based on that SNL performance, so this entry shouldn't even be acknowledged. Even some of the haters know that Lana's vocals have improved massively since then. I think she was just so nervous at the beginning and she's more relaxed when performing for fans as opposed to a faceless general audience. Now her vocals are on point and she conducts herself like a star.

And Avril, really? She's had her moments but as someone who's seen her live, I can clarify that she can sing. Maybe not the best singer but a passable one. I think the listmaker was just trying to come up with one more entry and had racked their brains, found nothing and just put her there.

And yeah, I second the fact that Taylor is not there. She's one of the first singers who can't sing that I think of. I know it's called hot singer who can't sing but men find Taylor hot so, why isn't she here?

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Kayla

What do they mean Britney :duck: Like isn't a true sign of your singing ability when you can make the live performance sound exactly like the studio version? Britney does that very well most times :legend: 

​The shade in this post makes the article look sunnier than the desert. 

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Lassex

Lol :laughga: Actually, I think Lana sounds better than she looks. For me her voice is pretty special but she looks so normal. Being a bad singer isn't the same thing as being insecure on stage.

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Phantomhive

-"And, no, don’t pull up videos from the ’90s to prove us wrong" for Britney-
*pulls Lana's very first televised live performance to prove a point*

k den. :neyde:

In I fly on wings of winter.
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Raikou

Where is Cheryl Alejandro Fernandez Roberto?

She physically cannot sing.

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hausofmike

All performances posted are when they did the worst starting out. The ****

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LoveandMagic

-"And, no, don’t pull up videos from the ’90s to prove us wrong" for Britney-
*pulls Lana's very first televised live performance to prove a point*

k den. :neyde:

I think it's obvious from the way they are arguing their cases that they are trolling the bases. They are pretty condescending toward the reader. They claim things as facts then immediately tell the reader that they can't use any argument (especially ones they know may be valid) to dispute them, and then are all, "but we love them (even though we have ripped apart a specific part of their artistry and thrown other shades their way)". Why? Because they are a music site and know the higher ups will get pissed at them if a popular artist that VH1 wants to use in the future takes offense and won't give them exclusives. They want the clicks while minimizing the risks.

Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show. I should really just relax."
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Bad Bromance

​Same here. Won't name names though. No need to start page long arguments. :usrs:

But boy, the hate mail they will be getting...:shocked:

​IKR??  The amount of hate e-mail and tweets they're going to receive because they shaded a lot of the major fan bases should be interesting to see. 

I don't care what you think about unless it is about me.
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n0ne

Take off Lana and Chris and put Taylor on the list

"My people… need to let our bitchiness out. Otherwise, it turns to bile and poisons us"
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ARTPOPdidntflop

Why is Lana on here but Pharral Williams isnt :toofunny:

Gaga x Nicki x Azealia x Ariana x Kesha x Bey
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