Serendipity 7,821 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 A new photo of Taylor Swift hiking got people asking, “what is going on here?” But don’t worry the singer took to her Tumblr to explain just that. In the viral shot, Swift is seen in the great outdoors in shorts and a tank top, no different than what one would wear to go hiking. But, the photo also includes a man dressed in blue, who suspiciously looks like he’s trying to get her to walk in a straight line. Leading some to ask, “Is that Taylor Swift taking a sobriety test?” or more specifically “Taylor wtf is happening here im confused.” The question got some validity when Swift thought it would be funny to post the pic to Tumblr with a gif from Bridesmaids, which features Kristen Wiig doing a little jig after being stopped by a cop for possibly drunk hiking. The caption: “If I was drunk would I be able to do this?” While Swift wasn’t actually drunk hiking, the real story is nearly as interesting. As Swift explained in her post, “I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t in the mood so I hiked the whole trail backwards and my security told me when to make turns.” So, yes, her security guy is directing her in a straight line, but only so she doesn’t trip and crack her head open on some rocks, not because she had one too many Cosmos before hitting the trail. “Ah, the tranquility of the great outdoo-TAYLORCANYOULOOKOVERHEREGIVEUSASMILEAREYOUDAT,” she wrote about her day in the park. Now you know, don’t call Swift “mom” and don’t try to take her photo while she’s getting her hike on, OK? source Smart Girl Well she can do this, I'm sure See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LePetitGAGABLover 21,234 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Her stupidity is kinda cute Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,737 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Wouldn't be easier to say I'm not in the mood for a picture, and let him down gently? I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sia Daily 2,045 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 her ways Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LePetitGAGABLover 21,234 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Wouldn't be easier to say I'm not in the mood for a picture, and let him down gently? Queen of over complicating things Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nein 508 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Only Taylord Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewStevens 5,249 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Ok werk.But she probably wasn't wearing makeup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagamel 3,410 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Wouldn't be easier to say I'm not in the mood for a picture, and let him down gently?I don't think the guy wanted a pic with her, he just wanted a pic of her so she didn't want to show her face, hence going backwards. I don't see a point in going backwards if he wanted a pic with her... "If i don't see him he's not there"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dangerous Man 9,245 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 The lord could do no wrong. "A little less conversation and a little more touch my body." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo 4,323 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Wouldn't be easier to say I'm not in the mood for a picture, and let him down gently?It's a paparazzo, you can't put them off that easily. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serendipity 7,821 Posted June 4, 2015 Author Share Posted June 4, 2015 It's a paparazzo, you can't put them off that easily. Well she can always See talent here-->http://bit.ly/2eqeUxK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hola Soraya 4,360 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 -Interviewer: Taylor why do you walk backwards in front of photographers? -Taylor: Well you see, it has to do with 1989's message. As an artist my aim was to take my fans on a reverse-ambulatory experience. Taylor The Reverse-Walking Chanteuse. ¿Tú me estás hablando en inglés? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewYorkCity 10,536 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Well... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryhanna 3,507 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 That's pretty adorable tbh. Sounds like something I would do Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny 12,737 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 It's a paparazzo, you can't put them off that easily.Ooh, I thought it was a fan, sorry! I like dancin', and ponies.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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