Create worst possible Gaga-era (Humor-thread)

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Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2018. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called Just Dance Again. First single was called Just Dance Again and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Justin Bieber. After 6 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was bluegrass. In Billboard charts it charted at #1 on the Bluegrass charts but did not appear elsewhere. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had idolized Madonna. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "a big dick". Finally Gaga was dropped from her record label and was never heard from again.

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Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2092. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called Shake Ur Kitty. First single was called "Summerboy (Rerecorded 2089 Version)" and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles (or they would have if they were not deceased). Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was herself. After 26 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was reggae. In Billboard charts it charted at a very disappointing position. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had sung jazz. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "Because of my love for my cat Africa, I'm going to release a clothing line for cats.". Finally Gaga released the mariachi version of "Americano" which was desired by nobody because of the time.

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Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2025. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called I Am An Artist. First single was called Fame Changed My Life and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Asia Kinney. After 12 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was Instrumental. In Billboard charts it charted at 98. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had boob surgery. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "Do the nasty with my fiancé". Finally Gaga made a s-xxx tape and leaked it on the Internet.

 

BTW...I am not bashing Gaga on anything in this, especially not the I Am An Artist thing. I love that she sticks up for being a real artist. 

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Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2016. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called I'm Italian. First single was called Pizza and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Michelle Williams. After 25 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was Barque. In Billboard charts it charted at 5000. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had exploited gays for fame. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "I'm quitting music to pursue painting". Finally Gaga "I'm a free Italian baby!

 

for those who don't know about the song "Pizza"

 

 

 

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Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2034. The album's name was really mysterious, it was called Private in Public: Element of Crime: Put Your Paws Up... First single was called "I Live Halfway Between Reality and Fantasy At All Times" and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Miranda Cosgrove. After 8 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was honky-tonk. In Billboard charts it charted at 100. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had brain cancer. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "work on creating a farm in my own backyard". Finally Gaga died.

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Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2016 (KP ha album). The albums name was really mysterious, it was called Mother Monster. First single was called Little Monster 4 Life and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Iggy Azalea. After 1 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was trap. In Billboard charts it charted at Bubbling Under 1000. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had a--l with a cow. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "another jazz album". Finally Gaga re-released Cheek 2 Cheek to grow hype for the new jazz album.

Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 1) 2030. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called 2) I Am Who I Am. First single was called 3) The Return of Gaga and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was 4) Taylor Kinney. After 5) six months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was 6) folk. In Billboard charts it charted at 7) 100. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had 8) Sex Change. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "9) #GagaInSpaceButNotKiddingThisTime". Finally Gaga 10) dies from a crazy fan attack.

Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2017. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called Darkness. First single was called In The Club and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Demi Lovato. After 6 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was Reggae. In Billboard charts it charted at #99. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had reconstructive surgery on her entire face. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "Get pregnant". Finally Gaga deleted all her social media accounts.

Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2017. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called Lady Gaga. First single was called Preggerz and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Chris Brown. After 6 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was COUNTRY. In Billboard charts it charted at 100. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had oral s-x with her imaginary friend "Like What" . When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "Take some time off". Finally Gaga never dressed bizarre again.

Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2021. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called 2021 mystery . First single was called ArtRock and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Perez Hilton. After 21 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was Death Metal. In Billboard charts it charted at 2 at adult pop songs. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she Hated gays. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "​Quit music and focus on my 8th pet clothing line". Finally Gaga became a mother of 6 dogs, called Asia, Afrika, Europe, America, Australia and Antarctica .

Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2017. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called LUV GAGA. First single was called Buy This Song and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Lady Starlight (  ). After 3 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was goth electronic disco gas  station pop. In Billboard charts it charted at 101. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had a pet pig named Perez who wrote all of The Fame. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "My next album, Album of the Decade, which will be out SOON". Finally Gaga peed on R Kelly.

Lady Gaga started hyping her new album in the year 2015. Throughout 2015 Gaga dropped hints about the new album and it was finally released in the year 2018. The albums name was really mysterious, it was called Me,Myself & I. First single was called Girls Rock and at the same time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift released their singles. Gaga released music video for the new single that had many famous people in it, the most famous one of those was Carly Rae Jepsen. After 11 months, Gaga finally released her second single and it surprised everyone! The genre of the second single was not exactly pop, it was country. In Billboard charts it charted at #98. In the middle of this new revolutionary era Gaga revealed a secret about her life: when she was young she had a penis. When one interviewer asked Gaga what is she going to do next Gaga answered: "Take 5 years off". Finally Gaga took ten

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