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Christina Aguilera responds to Caviar Ratchet new album


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Although the Legend herself could not be reached by phone by the LNN to confirm the sound of her forthcoming Lotus follow-up, she did respond to a text: “That is true, although I don’t fraternize with interns, so I’m not sure how they’re getting that information. And just three fingers? You can tell them to spin around in circles on my middle finger. HA!â€

 

“‘Caviar ratchet’ is an advanced genre I’ve developed in the past few months,†she continued in a second text, “which will be appreciated by future generations for years. It’s ahead of its time, and entirely impossible to describe.â€

 

http://www.muumuse.com/2015/01/legendtina-to-deliver-caviar-ratchet-follow-up-to-lotus.html/

 

haha.

 

 

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“‘Caviar ratchet’ is an advanced genre I’ve developed in the past few months,†she continued in a second text, “which will be appreciated by future generations for years. It’s ahead of its time, and entirely impossible to describe.â€

 

http://www.muumuse.com/2015/01/legendtina-to-deliver-caviar-ratchet-follow-up-to-lotus.html/

 

haha.

 

Glad to see that 2 flop albums haven't in any way blighted this girl's healthy self-esteem. 

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I'm having some pre BTW feels. Don't fail us LegendTina!  :giveup:  :yes:

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Bionic and Lotus both debuted on hot 100 in the top 10.

 

I dont think its flop. O you consider it as flop.

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Glad to see that 2 flop albums haven't in any way blighted this girl's healthy self-esteem. 

Bionic flopped because it was ahead of its time, she is pushing music boundaries and the GP simply can't handle it

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What's embarrassing about Bionic is to fail with dance-pop in the the middle of a dance-pop boom, when pop girls were having hits all over the place. It was a decent album, so I think the problem was Xtina's image, or backlash to the Bionic video, or giving up the campaign so quickly.

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Bionic flopped because it was ahead of its time, she is pushing music boundaries and the GP simply can't handle it

How was it ahead of its time? It was an electronic album released when electronic music was at its peak.

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