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ItsTommyBitch

The inaccuracies in that song... :megaflop:

Like...?

 

Im seriously curious. I did most of this off the top of my head.

私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから
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TimisaMonster

Like...?

 

Im seriously curious. I did most of this off the top of my head.

 

Ok...well...

 

Jesus didn't die on a cross, he died on an upright stake or tree

The wine at the Lord's Evening Meal wasn't Jesus actual blood only a representation

The Bible doesn't teach the Rapture

Not all good people have the hope of going to heaven, the great majority will live forever on Earth

Worship ONLY belongs to God...not his son, Jesus.

God doesn't hate gay people, he just hates the lifestyle.

 

For any further explanations of these will have to be discussed in the religion thread so as not to clutter your thread and to converse in the proper topic thread. However, you can ask me any other questions there too. :yes:

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Yepiz92

The lyrics are surprisingly good you should consider writing songs.

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Gov Hooka

:lmao: :lmao: :rip: This song is hilarious, and to those offended by it :roll: it really isn't that bad just people wanting their gratification from being sensitive

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Yepiz92

Ok...well...

Jesus didn't die on a cross, he died on an upright stake or tree

The wine at the Lord's Evening Meal wasn't Jesus actual blood only a representation

The Bible doesn't teach the Rapture

Not all good people have the hope of going to heaven, the great majority will live forever on Earth

Worship ONLY belongs to God...not his son, Jesus.

God doesn't hate gay people, he just hates the lifestyle.

For any further explanations of these will have to be discussed in the religion thread so as not to clutter your thread and to converse in the proper topic thread. However, you can ask me any other questions there too. :yes:

1st thing is new to me and I thought I knew my religion :toofloppy:

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TimisaMonster

1st thing is new to me and I thought I knew my religion :toofloppy:

 

I answered it on the last page in the religion thread like 20 minutes ago, cuz someone else asked the same question. I used scriptures, Greek language, and other sources to back up my claim. :yes:

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ItsTommyBitch

Ok...well...

 

Jesus didn't die on a cross, he died on an upright stake or tree

 

The wine at the Lord's Evening Meal wasn't Jesus actual blood only a representation

 

The Bible doesn't teach the Rapture

 

Not all good people have the hope of going to heaven, the great majority will live forever on Earth

 

Worship ONLY belongs to God...not his son, Jesus.

 

God doesn't hate gay people, he just hates the lifestyle.

 

For any further explanations of these will have to be discussed in the religion thread so as not to clutter your thread and to converse in the proper topic thread. However, you can ask me any other questions there too. :yes:

I'm gonna reply line by line to your complaints, kk :) this will probably be the last reply on this thread from me about this.

 

I didnt talk about Jesus dying on a cross at all :laughga: i imagined the Venus dance and the iconic o/, so i wanted to re-create some sort of image that you can make full body. I thought Christianity--cross, not Jesus cross. I know he didnt die on an

actual "cross".

 

I know it wasnt really his blood, its a commonly referenced misconception and its a joke parody so thats why i put it there.

 

The Rapture part was to keep in touch with the original lyrics of "lets blast off to a new dimension". I actually didnt remember what religion/text talked about the Rapture, but its a popularly known concept so i just put it in there. 

 

I'm not sure how this one pertains to the lyrics..

 

Isn't Jesus in a sense also "God"? I mean Jesus is, according to this religion, the son of God but isnt he also an embodiment of himself? Im probably just confused on the subject but i was way too tired to be consistent on when to use God vs Jesus because i know there is a sort of distinctio between them. I know tons of people who apparently praise/worship Jesus as well as or @ the same time as God, so... theres that. Idk if they are flops or if its just me.

 

Venus is a very gay track, so i decided to make it anti-gay considering its a parody... hence the :derpga: face. I did say later that i should send this to the WBC because i used their trademark slur. I know God doesn't "hate gays" allegedly.

 

*EDIT*

 

Mess, didnt read ur part about questions in the other thread right.

 

You can reply to these things in a PM or somewhere else if you wish. 

私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから
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I'm gonna reply line by line to your complaints, kk :) this will probably be the last reply on this thread from me about this.

 

I didnt talk about Jesus dying on a cross at all :laughga: i imagined the Venus dance and the iconic o/, so i wanted to re-create some sort of image that you can make full body. I thought Christianity--cross, not Jesus cross. I know he didnt die on an

actual "cross".

 

I know it wasnt really his blood, its a commonly referenced misconception and its a joke parody so thats why i put it there.

 

The Rapture part was to keep in touch with the original lyrics of "lets blast off to a new dimension". I actually didnt remember what religion/text talked about the Rapture, but its a popularly known concept so i just put it in there. 

 

I'm not sure how this one pertains to the lyrics..

 

Isn't Jesus in a sense also "God"? I mean Jesus is, according to this religion, the son of God but isnt he also an embodiment of himself? Im probably just confused on the subject but i was way too tired to be consistent on when to use God vs Jesus because i know there is a sort of distinctio between them. I know tons of people who apparently praise/worship Jesus as well as or @ the same time as God, so... theres that. Idk if they are flops or if its just me.

 

Venus is a very gay track, so i decided to make it anti-gay considering its a parody... hence the :derpga: face. I did say later that i should send this to the WBC because i used their trademark slur. I know God doesn't "hate gays" allegedly.

 

*EDIT*

 

Mess, didnt read ur part about questions in the other thread right.

 

The most important comment....probably should've put it in the beginning :megaflop:

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AnaLucia95

:lmao:

 

Out of curiosity, what branch of Christianity does(/did?) Katy belong to. I'm pretty sure Gaga is Catholic.

protestant

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AnaLucia95

1st thing is new to me and I thought I knew my religion :toofloppy:

He is a Witness of Jehovah. They have different views than other Christians 

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Yepiz92

He is a Witness of Jehovah. They have different views than other Christians

Oh well that explains a lot.

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Ok...well...

 

Jesus didn't die on a cross, he died on an upright stake or tree

The wine at the Lord's Evening Meal wasn't Jesus actual blood only a representation

The Bible doesn't teach the Rapture

Not all good people have the hope of going to heaven, the great majority will live forever on Earth

Worship ONLY belongs to God...not his son, Jesus.

God doesn't hate gay people, he just hates the lifestyle.

 

For any further explanations of these will have to be discussed in the religion thread so as not to clutter your thread and to converse in the proper topic thread. However, you can ask me any other questions there too. :yes:

:sick:

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CatelynnMarie

That line was inspired by me picturing Gaga dancing @ the artrave with the pu***y popping move :lmao:

omg I thought the exact same  :dies:

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TimisaMonster

:sick:

 

What?

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