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ItsTommyBitch

I made this up on the spot. I'm an atheist :laughga:

 

Here are the lyrics :D

Verse 1 John 1:9 take us to our savior.
To our savior.
Jesus* (make a cross shape)
Our wines made of his blood, the man walks on water
(Son of God)
Jesus*

Let's ascend to the holy lands
Through the Rapture
Jesus*
Our wines made of his blood, the man walks on water
(You better praise him)
JESUS!*

I can't help the way I'm feelin
But if i pray i'll finally see my SAVIOR! (savior!)
I can't help but keep on sinning.
He still loves us, (THE SON OF GOD!)

Take me to our savior,
Take me to our savior
Take me to his highness, his highness, his highness
Take me to our savior,
Take me to our savior,
Take me to our Jesus, our Jesus, our Jesus (Son of god)

When you speak we all die, just a little inside
I know for sure, that this is love, that this is love
Cause you're the Son of God, King of heaven and sky
I know for sure, that this is love (JESUS!*)

 

Have a bible baby, its your salvation

(Respect your neighbors)

Jesus*

Worship to the lord, was born by the manger

 

I can't help the way I'm feelin'
But if i pray i'll finally see my SAVIOR! (savior!)
I can't help but keep on sinning.
He still loves us, (THE SON OF GOD!)

 

Take me to our savior,
Take me to our savior
Take me to his highness, his highness, his highness
Take me to our savior,
Take me to our savior,
Take me to our Jesus, our Jesus, our Jesus (Son of god)

 

When you speak we all die, just a little inside
I know for sure, that this is love, that this is love
Cause you're the Son of God, King of heaven and sky
I know for sure, that this is love, that this is Love~ (yeah i know that this is love, that this is)

Son~ of God~ (Yeah I know for sure this is love)

JESUS*

 

Romans

Go!

Reread Leviticus!

Corinthians

Jude seven.

Read them and repent YOUR SINS! 

Genesis

Don't you know that God hates *******s! :derpga:

Kings

Now serve for the one

The true Son of God

 

When you speak we all die, just a little inside
I know for sure, that this is love, that this is love
Cause you're the Son of God, King of heaven and sky
I know for sure, that this is love, that this is Love~ (yeah i know that this is love, that this is)
Son~ of God~ (Yeah I know for sure this is love

 

JESUS*

 

 

*KEY*

* = Make a cross shape with your body.

~ = slow vocal pattern with vibrato (like Gaga does when singing "goddess of love" and "this could be love"

 

 

I'm not sure how serious I am, im over a day w.o sleep, but there needs to be a Venus parody on youtube.

 

Prometheus, you make it and sing this for me and then upload it to youtube. It needs to go viral though hun, so go nude :hor: Really do whatever you need, I know you have mad promo skills.

私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから
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ItsTommyBitch

Inb4 the Jesus stans come for you  :ohno:

 

Let them come :creepflop:

 

I had so much fun trying to make all the syllables match and just calling on my memory for books of the bible and verses. I had to google the ones about Homos-xuality. This is totally a joke though, so i hope i dont offend anyone :ohno:

 

I should send this to the WBC tbh :lmao:

私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから
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I'm not religious either but being atheist isn't an excuse for unnecessary blasphemy/disrespect of one's religion.

Just sayin 

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xzxyyxzx

Get gaga those Christian pop music fans

Inb4 katy Perry's pareants adopt Gaga for being the Christian girl they never had

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ItsTommyBitch

I'm not religious either but being atheist isn't an excuse for unnecessary blasphemy/disrespect of one's religion.

Just sayin 

I know.

This is totally a joke and i actually don't see how its offensive.. I did my research on the bible verses talking about homos-xuality, and while i dont personally agree with them, 90% of the song is preaching love :awkney:

 

The bridge is a parody of some radical christian beliefs. I know most christians dont believe what i said in that one line :emma: but some do, so this is for them.

私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから
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ItsTommyBitch

Get gaga those Christian pop music fans

Inb4 katy Perry's pareants adopt Gaga for being the Christian girl they never had

:lmao:

 

Out of curiosity, what branch of Christianity does(/did?) Katy belong to. I'm pretty sure Gaga is Catholic.

私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから
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This section made my die! Lol

Have a bible baby, its your salvation

(Respect your neighbors)

Jesus*

Worship to the lord, was born by the manger

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ItsTommyBitch

This section made my die! Lol

Have a bible baby, its your salvation

(Respect your neighbors)

Jesus*

Worship to the lord, was born by the manger

That line was inspired by me picturing Gaga dancing @ the artrave with the pu***y popping move :lmao:

私自身もこの世の中も誰もかれもが, どんなに華やかな人生でも, どんなに悲惨な人生でも, いつかは変貌し, 破壊され、消滅してしまう. すべてがもともとこの世に存在しない一瞬の幻想なのだから
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