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So after a dry spell of slow news days on GGD, dryer than a desert that kills cacti, drains it, and crisps it for apparently no one, let's get a thread game going. The JWT arrives via Gaga and her crew around the time of August, so we've got plenty of time to stream the album (and The Cure), and hype things up til then. So, it kinda goes like this: just have a song in mind that you'd want Gaga perform at the tour, and come up with how she does it, dancers, outfits, performance, musical accompaniment and so on. The next user has to connect their event to the one they've got somehow, also, details make everything better. Here's what GGD came up with last time :giggle:

So let's try topping it and start:

The lights are dim, but so then suddenly flash in pink, yellow, and purple lights. To everyone's surprise, the stage, so intricately designed, multi tied and platformed, was empty. People in the vip sect of the arena are suddenly taken by the sound of hooves, yes hooves, that slowly approach them. It's her dancers. Dressed in plaid vests, denim, cowboy hats and boots to match, they approach the audience and play with giant tumbleweeds as the audience watch to the point of blissful distraction.

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Suddenly, a pastel pink pegasus, trademark Volantis and Neigh by Neigh animal farm industries meets Gaga in the vip sect, the audience not knowing it was her after having Sofia Vergara'd her so called fans only mere paces away.

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She flies on her Volantis powered pony, and the smoke clears. 

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The Diamond Heart intro begins to fill the arena 
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What happens next? 

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actsleazy

she raps the entire song "Jewels N' Drugs" excluding T.I Too Short and Twista 

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My Enigma Heart

Gaga begins to sing DH, after the second chorus, she hops off a pony then a huge diamond heart emerges from the floor. She climbs on top of it then go-go dances. :poot:

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Decodekid
1 minute ago, actsleazy said:

she raps the entire song "Jewels N' Drugs" excluding T.I Too Short and Twista 

Close Thread

No. 

Diamond Hear begins as she approaches the main stage while Taylor Kinney is waiting for her on a floating bed, in which they have rough sex until the song ends 

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VillainTina

mines begins with aura and she wears black bangs and a ninja outfit

and has a knife :toofunny:

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She proceeds to release ARTPOP Act II, but there was a technical problem on every single show so she performs JnD again

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actsleazy
1 minute ago, Decodekid said:

No. 

Diamond Hear begins as she approaches the main stage while Taylor Kinney is waiting for her on a floating bed, in which they have rough sex until the song ends 

CLOSE THREAD NOW

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Thomas P

Diamond Heart ends, and she announces her retirement from music and the tour is canceled. :lolly:

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actsleazy
1 minute ago, xrtpxp said:

mines begins with aura and she wears black bangs and a ninja outfit

and has a knife :toofunny:

i love that performance :tony:

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actsleazy
4 minutes ago, Decodekid said:

No. 

Diamond Hear begins as she approaches the main stage while Taylor Kinney is waiting for her on a floating bed, in which they have rough sex until the song ends 

CLOSE THREAD NOW 

edit: i realize now i posted thsi twice

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whore

I want her to perform "Scheiße" and the only choreography is this to a stobe light: 

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bloody g

Lmfao I wanted to play you guys are so messy :sharon:

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26 minutes ago, Vodka said:

The Diamond Heart intro begins to fill the arena 
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What happens next? 

"The Cure is cancelled" Gaga yells into the mic. The lights come back on. The crowd gasps, and the gays are audibly shook. "Go home or I will sue each and every one of you"

Heavy Metal Lover plays on the speakers while concert goers are escorted out of the arena.

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HOTNebraskaGuy
7 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

"The Cure is cancelled" Gaga yells into the mic. The lights come back on. The crowd gasps, and the gays are audibly shook. "Go home or I will sue each and every one of you"

Heavy Metal Lover plays on the speakers while concert goers are escorted out of the arena.

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She then plays TEA, Temple, and Onion Girl but no one was there to hear it

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JustaMonster
31 minutes ago, HOTNGaga said:

She then plays TEA, Temple, and Onion Girl but no one was there to hear it

:O You changed your picture. Now I can steal it :lolly:

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Sorry for being off topic :wtf:

 

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