Hyperballad 4,268 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just Dance: She's the party sl*t who  shows up to cheerleading practice high on meth. She f****d her gym coach in 4th grade. Gets straight A's Poker Face: She's dated every guy on the school soccer team. She's a closet lesbian and lost her virginity to Just Dance She likes to mix vodka and hot sauce snd drink it, She also fills her GooGoo with glitter, and master****s to Bill Nye The  Science Guy. she has a fetish for scented candles. She's passing every class only cause she's sleeping with every one of her teachers LoveGame: She's the cheerleading   captain who had a 3 way with the school janitor and the tennis coach. She's dating 4 guys atm and is currently working as a hooker on the church corner. And she's flunking every class with a D- Paparazzi: She's the only popular girl who's in band, she plays the oboe and the baritone. She's best friends with Love Game. Loves to drink Red Wine mixed with orange juice. Gets straight A's and will be attending Harvard. Her favorite hobby is dropping baby powder on ant farms Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernster7 7,837 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Good thing my favorite single off the fame is the only one who is not a *****. We have two selves. One the world needs us to be, compliant, and the shadow. Ignore it and life is forever suffering. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy scheisse 20,325 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 tragedy. red wine with orange juice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkers 3,515 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Wait what Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KinneyUnderYou 0 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, PaparazziLG5 said: Just Dance: She's the party sl*t who  shows up to cheerleading practice high on meth. She f****d her gym coach in 4th grade. Gets straight A's Poker Face: She's dated every guy on the school soccer team. She's a closet lesbian and lost her virginity to Just Dance She likes to mix vodka and hot sauce snd drink it, She also fills her GooGoo with glitter, and master****s to Bill Nye The  Science Guy. she has a fetish for scented candles. She's passing every class only cause she's sleeping with every one of her teachers LoveGame: She's the cheerleading   captain who had a 3 way with the school janitor and the tennis coach. She's dating 4 guys atm and is currently working as a hooker on the church corner. And she's flunking every class with a D- Paparazzi: She's the only popular girl who's in band, she plays the oboe and the baritone. She's best friends with Love Game. Loves to drink Red Wine mixed with orange juice. Gets straight A's and will be attending Harvard. Her favorite hobby is dropping baby powder on ant farms WHAT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperballad 4,268 Posted May 26, 2016 Author Share Posted May 26, 2016 1 minute ago, KinneyUnderYou said: WHAT My ARTPOP could mean anything Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Music 15,215 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 what did i just read? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bromance 5,809 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 K, this is way too funny!  I don't care what you think about unless it is about me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperballad 4,268 Posted May 26, 2016 Author Share Posted May 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Music said: what did i just read? Honey there's more to come, there's still TFM BTW & AP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Music 15,215 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just now, PaparazziLG5 said: Honey there's more to come, there's still TFM BTW & AP let us all be prepared for the slayage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloZell Green 11,723 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I cannot WAIT for AP singles  This is amazing  Lady Gaga | Shakira Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VenusBlackStar 1,301 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Totally read this in "Mean Girls" narrative way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaXCupcakke 3,818 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 What about Eh Eh?? She was kind of a single. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsTommyBitch 12,640 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Slay me Love Game, goals  ç§èȘèș«ăăăźäžăźäžăèȘ°ăăăăă, ă©ăăȘă«èŻăăăȘäșșçă§ă, ă©ăăȘă«æČæšăȘäșșçă§ă, ăă€ăăŻć€èČă, ç ŽćŁăăăæ¶æ» ăăŠăăŸă. ăăčăŠăăăšăăšăăźäžă«ććšăăȘăäžçŹăźćč»æłăȘăźă ăă Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperballad 4,268 Posted May 26, 2016 Author Share Posted May 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Dora said: What about Eh Eh?? She was kind of a single. Eh Eh: She seems like an innocent girl, and she's not popular, but she's a bad girl who hasn't been caught yet. She gets C- on her report cards, her room is full of Les Zepellin and Judas Priest Posters. She masturbates to pictures of her iPad and shoves Tin cans up her pu**y, her favorite hobby is eating dead butterflies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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