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Chromatislaps
2 hours ago, SlaeUrAnus said:

There was a harsh rumour going around in my school that a girl got a Kit Kat stuck up her lady area and it melted :messga:

Shake that Kitty Kat :derpga: 

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Chromatislaps
9 hours ago, hoebitch11 said:

why would you remove that

:madge:

if your name is h0ebitch11, I get why you would be saying this :huntyga: 

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Economy
4 hours ago, SlaeUrAnus said:

There was a harsh rumour going around in my school that a girl got a Kit Kat stuck up her lady area and it melted :messga:

There was a rumour a girl I knew put marbles up there and it got stuck but it was never confirmed and she always denied it

 

Probably made up but... Never know :selena:

 

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hoebitch11
2 hours ago, Derpplause said:

if your name is h0ebitch11, I get why you're saying this :huntyga: 

you're in luck because my name is hoebitch11 so u do get why im saying this :ohwell:

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RAMROD

Wow...! How did that get in there?!

 

:poot:

 

Poor bloke though, probably was thirsty af hence desperate by doing this. :diane:

He should invest in actual toy though!

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Villanelle
17 hours ago, SlaeUrAnus said:

There was a harsh rumour going around in my school that a girl got a Kit Kat stuck up her lady area and it melted :messga:

OMG we had a similar rumor! It was that a girl in my year used a twix on herself on webcam lmaooo

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WeDontStop

omg this reminds me of a rumour in my school that a girl tried to shove a wiimote up her vag1200px-Wii_Remote_Image.jpg

i got the boys in dubai
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Prada

This would be me.

Once I couldn't find a object or a appropriate fruit so I worked my imagination to its limit and used my mom's hand blender. the round part. no one was using it for at least a year. 

It got stuck. but I knew it would cause a scene if i go to hospital like that so pulled it at once.

WHAT A PAINNNNN.

BTW. Im not joking. Now I have dildos and lubrication.

 

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CyanLights

Take it from someone who’s worked in a hospital, this is far too common :laughga:

 

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Chromatislaps
2 hours ago, CyanLights said:

Take it from someone who’s worked in a hospital, this is far too common :laughga:

 

People are way too horny :ladyhaha: 

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pink sushi
5 hours ago, Morphine Prince said:

I've seen this lmfao. 

Go look at my comment. It's on page 2. You won't be disappointed. :laughga: 

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