ZephyrInTheSky 1,235 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 52 minutes ago, Florian said: My mom works at the hospital and told me a story like that once The man said he "slipped" on a potatoe in his garden But when they took it out it was peeled Power bottoms can peel potatoes with their rectums tbh. Dont ask how i know. I hate when im showering and gravity just stops working and i fly up on my shower head thats somehow perfectly lubricated already. There can be 99 bottoms in the area but all it takes is 1 top to believe in you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian 20,017 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, ZephyrInTheSky said: Power bottoms can peel potatoes with their rectums tbh. Dont ask how i know. I hate when im showering and gravity just stops working and i fly up on my shower head thats somehow perfectly lubricated already. Don't talk to me if you can't cut it in french fries at the same time tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZephyrInTheSky 1,235 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, Florian said: Don't talk to me if you can't cut it in french fries at the same time tbh Grab a plate There can be 99 bottoms in the area but all it takes is 1 top to believe in you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florian 20,017 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, ZephyrInTheSky said: Grab a plate Perfect ! Now we just need a salty bottom ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphaz 7,969 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Florian said: My mom works at the hospital and told me a story like that once The man said he "slipped" on a potatoe in his garden But when they took it out it was peeled This is freaking hilarious LMAO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunk96 2,526 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 *resists urge to link Boy Is A Bottom* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nodandsmile 11,719 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Rainbow1 said: Though the patient reported accidental insertion of the shower head Come on now I feel so bad for laughing, how embarrassing imagine entering the hospital with that in the a** ... my goodness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Baby 133 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 something similar happened to a man where live, it's a small city so everyone pretty much knew what happened, ti was so embarrassing that he had to move to another city Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erotica 34,925 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nodandsmile 11,719 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Florian said: My mom works at the hospital and told me a story like that once The man said he "slipped" on a potatoe in his garden But when they took it out it was peeled A TWIST !!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacify Him 9,073 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Pfft amateur I’m getting on your nerves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whore 11,447 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Rainbow1 said: there is a high suspicion of voluntary insertion for auto-erotic purpose. When the doctors out you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
whore 11,447 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 hour ago, ZephyrInTheSky said: Power bottoms can peel potatoes with their rectums tbh. Dont ask how i know. I hate when im showering and gravity just stops working and i fly up on my shower head thats somehow perfectly lubricated already. It clearly wasn’t lubricated if it got stuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obman 774 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Florian said: The man said he "slipped" on a potatoe in his garden But when they took it out it was peeled These are the kind of posts that bring me back to GGD every day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnotyourbabe10 6,120 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Usually concerned it's a problem but I am so glad I log into this site multiple times a day. OT: These are the gay stories we need in the age of Tr**p. Please keep adding these to this hallucination of a time to be alive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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