ferretti 5,808 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 I mean, who hasn't? disco stick tester, inquire within Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister max 18,480 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 11 minutes ago, SlaeUrAnus said: There was a harsh rumour going around in my school that a girl got a Kit Kat stuck up her lady area and it melted Sksksksk at my school a girl shove a marker up her vagaga cap first and the cap came loose Buy ARTPOP on itunes or smth? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister max 18,480 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 8 minutes ago, Florian said: But a shower head has a wire from where the waters comes from, no? He could have pull it back Just the thought of this made me shiver omg Buy ARTPOP on itunes or smth? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanoflark 3,824 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 I have a legitimate question: If a woman inserted a carrot for example inside her vagina, and it broke, but she was too ashamed to go the doctors since she couldn't get it out herself and let it rest there, will the carrot grow in her vagina and become a plant? I'm asking this because my aunt got a pea stuck in her nose, and two weeks later, the pea grew inside of her nose. Edit: I did my research, here's what I found: For starters, the old wives' tale is a lie: vegetables cannot take root inside your vagina and grow. There are some major concerns with putting veggies in there, though, according to Dardik. "Vegetables have pesticides, so you're putting pesticides in your vagina which I don't really recommend, and you can have them break off and have little bits and pieces that stay there for rather unhealthy amounts of time which, again, I don't recommend. But nothing takes root, it'll just rot." Well if ain't rooting, it sure is rotting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlaeUrAnus 16,111 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 1 minute ago, mister max said: Sksksksk at my school a girl shove a marker up her vagaga cap first and the cap came loose Nooooooooooo In my messy era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister max 18,480 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 3 minutes ago, SlaeUrAnus said: Nooooooooooo She even filmed it and sent it to her then boyfriend and it went around in the whole school I lowkey feel sorry foe the girl Buy ARTPOP on itunes or smth? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanripley 86,575 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 6 minutes ago, fayecuntaway said: I have a legitimate question: If a woman inserted a carrot for example inside her vagina, and it broke, but she was too ashamed to go the doctors since she couldn't get it out herself and let it rest there, will the carrot grow in her vagina and become a plant? I'm asking this because my aunt got a pea stuck in her nose, and two weeks later, the pea grew inside of her nose. a carrot doesn't grow from random parts https://goo.gl/xMgMvJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robo Ga 15,614 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 30 minutes ago, Rainbow1 said: A man had a 6-inch hand-held shower head removed from his rectum after he “accidentally slipped” in the bathroom. Sure Joanne. 🤖⚡️ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chamaquito 1,186 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 9 minutes ago, fayecuntaway said: I have a legitimate question: If a woman inserted a carrot for example inside her vagina, and it broke, but she was too ashamed to go the doctors since she couldn't get it out herself and let it rest there, will the carrot grow in her vagina and become a plant? I'm asking this because my aunt got a pea stuck in her nose, and two weeks later, the pea grew inside of her nose. I- I’m actually nice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlaeUrAnus 16,111 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, mister max said: She even filmed it and sent it to her then boyfriend and it went around in the whole school I lowkey feel sorry foe the girl Poor girl. Bet folks will never let her live it down In my messy era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eighteen 5,430 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 lmfao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister max 18,480 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 15 minutes ago, fayecuntaway said: I have a legitimate question: If a woman inserted a carrot for example inside her vagina, and it broke, but she was too ashamed to go the doctors since she couldn't get it out herself and let it rest there, will the carrot grow in her vagina and become a plant? I'm asking this because my aunt got a pea stuck in her nose, and two weeks later, the pea grew inside of her nose. It will rott. Rott. Inside your vagina. Buy ARTPOP on itunes or smth? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUtterfield 8 41,816 Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 19 minutes ago, fayecuntaway said: I have a legitimate question: If a woman inserted a carrot for example inside her vagina, and it broke, but she was too ashamed to go the doctors since she couldn't get it out herself and let it rest there, will the carrot grow in her vagina and become a plant? I'm asking this because my aunt got a pea stuck in her nose, and two weeks later, the pea grew inside of her nose. Edit: I did my research, here's what I found: For starters, the old wives' tale is a lie: vegetables cannot take root inside your vagina and grow. There are some major concerns with putting veggies in there, though, according to Dardik. "Vegetables have pesticides, so you're putting pesticides in your vagina which I don't really recommend, and you can have them break off and have little bits and pieces that stay there for rather unhealthy amounts of time which, again, I don't recommend. But nothing takes root, it'll just rot." Well if ain't rooting, it sure is rotting. omfg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
suvGabor 106 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 I am deeply surprised by the ignorance in most of the replies in this thread. Guys, of course he said that he "accidentally slipped" and denied that he had put it there himself, none of you read that this happened in India? I invite y'all to read this page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_India Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brolysskins 4,166 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Appreciate the work our bottoms do tbh, poor thing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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